!biofoids is this real?

i wear my nicest dresses at the airport because if guys think you're pretty they'll let you into the lounge where they have separate tiers of wifi, free drinks, and a buffet. i'm not a kind enough person to actually bang them tho lol

idk why military guys always tie themselves down to really awful fat women when they get free shit everywhere. your odds of banging a girl if you let her in the lounge and then tell her some bullshit about serving overseas are probably pretty high. women don't know enough about the military to know ur highest stakes mission was sweeping a dirt road