Anon assesses his life

Mine don't have wives or kids but are such pothead shut-in g*mers that I can't get them to do fricking anything. The internet and lockdowns have turned the general populace into neurodivergent pod people.

Dude, your supposed to get married and have kids then hang out with the other parents.

It's the wives fault. They operate by making plans months in advance and this is fundamentally incompatible with the way men arrange things.

Whenever one of us guys tries to arrange something for maybe sometime in the next three weeks, most people are already committed to doing some shitty wife crap so we just never get to do anything semi-spontaneous and then if we plan it log enough in advance, the wives are free as well and want to come along to whatever we've arranged, therefore ruining the entire purpose of meeting up.

It's such a trap because if you follow the advice and don't get married while everyone else does, now you're still a victim of the same problem but you don't even have a wife to keep you company.

all these open bars at weddings are tits woooooo

everywhere i look i see new children

last we saw of the couple was the weddin