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Literally 100% happened with me except instead of finding out she thought I was gay I found out she was vetting me for her bestie.

Fwiw her friend was not as hot as her but I would still be down. They didn't have to go about that in such a way. But this made me so uncomfortable I just told her I didn't find her friend attractive enough.

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Anyone else have a female bestie? :marseysnoohug:

!lgbt !cuteandvalid !followers

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of course!! :marseywholesome: nothing like having a cis bestie so when you vent about some part of gender dysphoria she can be like "same" and confuse you 😭 (it turns out a lot of people don't live up to the patriarchal ideal of beauty)

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once slept w/a hot milf former coworker who'd initially thought I was gay (happens alot because nurse). After sampling the goods so to speak, she then tried to set me up on a blind date with her daughter's best friend who was my age lol

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:marseykingcrown#:

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this one time a granny was lost and I was filling gas, she asked for directions, and I decided to just drop her off instead of just giving her directions n she was tryna set me up with her granddaughter

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wholesome!

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:marseyknee#l:

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I have a female bestie I only get to see her when im home though :marseycrying: We've been friends since middle school and she cuddles me :marseybottom: :marseyandmarcus:

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Tall and lightweight, you're basically a body pillow.

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she treats me like one lol wraps her legs around me and holds me tight :marseyplush: :marseyneckbeard:

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Are sure she knows you're a gay femboy? Is she one of those foids who wants to be so desirable gay go straight for her?

!nooticers :marseyhmm:

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Yeah she just cuddles me because she thinks im not into her and gay i think. idk i had a crush on her anyway lol

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If you aren't bisexual I'll be so mad

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I'm bi/pan :marseytransattentionseeker: i like moids, neofoids, and foids in that order (sorry neomoids)

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I did until she went crazy :marseyantikingkrazy: and thought :marseymindblown: I was trying to sabotage her entire life with her old middle :marseyfinger: school :marseygrad: bully :marseyslutshaming: lmfao

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lol what happened

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We were literally :marseyme: just chillin, I took a few days off work for 4th of July and we took a trip. While drunk :marseywinemom: and high as frick, reminiscing, I started talking about old memories and brought up how fricked middle :marseyfrickyou: school :marseydylan: was. She grilled me on the spot but mustve not believed me because when I got home I got a big message about how she can't trust me, this that and the third. Basically I was an evil agent :marseyglow2: seeking to destroy :marseycruisemissile: the life and peace :marseypeace: she had built so I had to be excommunicated

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hahaha wtf lol

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and she wasn't dating anyone at the time?

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Nope, hadn't dated anyone in years at that point :marseytedsimp2:

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One I don't have s*x with?

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Yes

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:marseyitsover:

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I like to imagine that you're a nuclear bomb on any friend group, sleeping through it, spreading jealousy then leaving into the night.

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I learned my lesson

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Honestly, me too. Grue should be a Chad (nonbinary).

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I legitimately dont remember the last time i talked to a woman :marseypassftm: outside :marseygrass: of the times when other people have made me talk to them like friends/family introducing people and stuff, like as i was writing :marseyregistration: this comment :marseysoypointdubz: i seriously :marseybruh2: stopped to think :marseyquestion: but literally :marseyme: couldnt think :marseymischevious: of one

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No. :#marseychad:

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:marseysourgrapes:

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True, I'll always cope about the hotter girl not liking me :marseysulk:

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Autism.

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