fellas, :marseywould: you?

yes

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I'm not gonna lie - I like to pretend I'm a based asocial solipsist, but I will throw myself out of a helicopter for the first woman who shows me any affection. I can only pray that day never comes

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when a woman acknowledges my existence i'm already planning our wedding

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Same tbh. Still hate women though, mostly because they haven't chose me. :marseyseethe:

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You have it backwards. You still see you hate clearly because they haven't brainwashed you by choosing you

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yes because i like to live dangerously :marseyindignant:

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:#marseywindmill:

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I've had a year in my life when I've only dated redheads (wasn't a conscious choice, thank fricking god) and I've survived... still, noping out of that shit, stabby-stabby isn't scary but that chick is not attractive.

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Do straggots ever stop being pathetic?

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straggotry is a curse, every day i wake up wishing i was gay

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Stop wishing. Just be gay. Go to the gay bar and say "I wish I was gay, someone here make me gay."

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The dude who let himself get eaten in germany was gay

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Uper lip to smoll for my liking

Also in Asian culture thin lips -> evil person

Thin Lips: Those with thin lips are quick-witted, ingenious, practical and realistic and can always draw inferences about other cases from one instance. Meanwhile, they are straightforward, argumentative, and unreliable and like to carry tales. Slightly self-interested, they have weak ties of friendship and lack of enthusiasm and responsibility.

https://www.yourchineseastrology.com/face-reading/lips

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I can fix her

I'd lock my door at night, but still

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Man she has a crazy big forehead.

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Absolutely not. asians can be hot for sure but any social media obsessed girl is not worth it at all. Having tiktok vs being a tiktok influencer etc

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No, but because she's ugly. I'm not afraid of no woman, you want to stab me come at me b-word let's see how you'll hold the knife after I break your fingers

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kill scrotes

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:#keanuwould:

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Do you think she'd peg me??

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