Anon plans a long con

Japanese is so annoying to reach actual fluency though.

Just do Korean instead. You can figure out to read it in a day, and probably spend a month or two to comprehend it. Then maybe a year to get around fluently.

It was made for dyslexics and peasants because Keyed King Sejong the Based was a magnanimous king who hated the Chinks enough to make his own language out of spite.