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SN mayo/cide :marseymayo: :marseyrapscallion:  9mo ago (image post) 2,161 thread views #228793
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>touch phone

>message sent

>touch phone

>picture taken

>touch phone

>burger delivery comes

>touch phone

>funko pop delivery comes

>touch phone

>touch phone

>touch phone

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>touch phone

>burger delivery comes

i hate this so much, I had a roommate that would touch phone and spend nonexistant money on five guys

:marseyaware: "oh no the regret set in..." :clueless: "but the driver is already on the way and at least I get a burger"

:ragestrangle: "WTF MAN I WOULD HAVE GRILLED US BOTH A FRICKING MEAL IN 15 MINUTES, IT WILL BE A FRACTION OF THE PRICE, WHICH I HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR"

:clueless: "Yeah but I already pushed the burger button without thinking about it sorry... now it's too late--- do you want some of my fries tho?"

:#ragejak:

this was a weekly occurence

I offered to drive the guy to subway

I offered to WHEELBARROW him to subway

who doordashes subway anyway

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You have complained about your broke, r-slurred, impulsive roommate before and I laugh every time you talk about him.

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who doordashes subway anyway

someone with brain damage

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He sounds too broke to pay rent, hope he's good in bed bb

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he got voted off the island lol

his mom always venmo him money right before rent so that wasn't the problem. the problem was

:clueless: "hey guys"

:motherofgod: "dude what the frick is that?"

:clueless: "DUDE WEED LMA--"

:ragestrangle::ragestrangle::ragestrangle: :!marseyaware:

wasnt even legal where we live and he got a shit ton of it (idk weed measurements)

also our roomate who never says anything and was actually jome got the BRIGHT fricking idea to chuck the whole package into the wood burning fireplace to dramatically dispose of it and make a statement

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That's funny bb

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You can't help the helpless. Don't let it bother you, until you have to pay your taxes.

:#marseyrofl:

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his hillbilly mom always venmo'd him when his part of the rent was due so ig there was never anything to complain about :marseytabletired:

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>touch peepee

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>C*m spent

:#marseycumplosion:

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