!fellas will this work

i have done this many many times and i can confirm it works

If you're fast enough, you can cop a feel even if she says no

You should ping !biofoids not !fellas.

This is similar to how I broke the ice with the woman who is now my wife. We've been together since 2005 so plenty of time for her to realise I'm creepy and leave and she hasn't.

It was her butt rather than her tits I complimented because she had a loose top on and small tits. She walked past in some tight low-cut jeans like women used to wear in 2005, and I interjected:

Excuse me, ma'am. Don't be alarmed -- I mean no harm nor disrespect by what I am about to say. Merely to compliment whatever fitness regime you follow and any genetic advantage conferred upon you by your mother. I say this as a male feminist so please take in the empowering spirit in which it is intended: you have a fantastic [*at this point rather than saying "butt" or some other vulgarity I approach her and gesture with my hands around her butt]. Would you oblige me a gentle caress to alleviate my curiosity about what a finely sculpted [I repeat the same gesture] might feel like?]

It worked. I'm sill boning her.

Yes, please try it on the nearest woman

Maybe consult with a professional boob toucher and not some amateur rando so you don't embarrass yourself. I think this might work though.

This sounds like the type of dialogue you'd see in a flash porn game 10 years ago

This would absolutely work on fat girls.

@MrsFrozenClaus

i would prolly just say nice tits then grab them but this would work too

What is it with ancient images and the dates being cropped out?

Doesn't hurt to have a $20+ in each hand while you do this, depending on the quality of booba