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Yeah but now you've got a bunch of Chipotle. Seems like a self own.

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Always people pooping themselves to death from Chipotle but never from Taco Bell and actual Mexican burrito places.

Makes you think.

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Imagine being so poor that you eat Mexican food in the US and not flying down to Cabo for a plate of fish tacos, and Montezuma's revenge to get beach bod ready

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Taco Bell is good and has higher quality standards than most other fast food

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Qdoba >>> Chipotle

Anyone who denies this is absolutely brain broken by Ronald McDonald.


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>Getting CLOWN'D in current year

couldn't be me :marseynails:

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>Dramamine lives in a foodcourt at the airport

:#marseynotes:

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U sound like a queso dumpster

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:#marseyagree:


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What's your bussy like?

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unmolested because I'm not gay


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Not all gays are molested

Some just receive a higher calling

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Cabo bobs > freebird > most other places that serve similar burritos


Putting the :e: in :marseyexcited:

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Darn. I am 100% trying this tactic when I inevitable have to hobocel it :marseystinky: :marseyhealthy:

Obviously you have to look like you're gainfully employed or else they'll be able to spot you :marseypoint: :leokay: :!lepanicrunning:

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gainfully employed

doordash driver

Lol okay

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Obviously you have to look like you're gainfully employed or else they'll be able to spot you

not if you're fast enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: :marseymischevious:

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Look down at your phone as your grabbing it. So they think you're double checking the order :#marseybigbrain:

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If you look gainfully employed, they will immediately spot you as a fraud. Doordash drivers look like polycels and/or hobo drug addicts.

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Every delivery driver in my town just looks east indian

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solution: :marseyblackface: but with your poo

bonus legitimacy from smell

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Just don't hit the same place twice there's like 500 fast food places.

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:marseyhmm: capyvan, is this scrolling for you? What am I doing wrong? @X @Piccolosexual

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its scrolling for me

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it's scrolling

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Maybe my laptop's firefox is :marseydead:.

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Firefox is actually trash on mobile. At least the nightly version of it. Too bad it's the only browser that supports ALL addons :#marseysulk:

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Firefox mobile works but it's really a reskin of WebKit because :chadstevejobs:. It's the desktop firefox that's giving me problems. Oh troubleshooting... :marseygiveup:

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I mean it works but goddarn do you see the difference in load times and scrolling smoothness when you compare it to chrome.

Desktop Firefox is so much more better than it's mobile counterpart. The only occasional problems I face there are on YouTube but that's because Google is a BIPOC and problems go away when you change your useragent to chrome with an addon lol

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Chrome is great if you allow all that pre-loading data mining shit and don't run any adblocking extensions. It also depends on your DNS, but I dunno. For me, they run at the same speed with my battery of anti-adware nonsense running.

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yall trippin

above comment is only relevant to applecucks

been running ff dev for a year and everything is smooth af bcuz droidchads get to have ublock without any hacking

also if u must use kiwi bcuz they support addons & it's chrome based

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One time I ordered Chipotle through DoorDash and the driver stopped at my house, marked it delivered, and then drove away without even getting out of the car. :marseyraging:

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rare wagie w

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Wagies always mess up my order :marseycry:

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My local Chipotle has simply stopped putting them out and make you tell the guy your name. So there's a big empty shelf now because Chipotle doesn't have the balls to discriminate who comes though the door.

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The McDonalds here did that very quickly but the Zaxbys in the rural area hasn't. :hmm:

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:#marseynooticeglow:

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Try living in a less urban neighborhood

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!goyslopenjoyers work smarter, not harder!

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I used to do this on long term road trips. leave the car running in a handicapped spot/fire lane for extra disrespect

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This is r-slurred, once the real driver arrives they'll freak out that the order is gone, and the restaurant might check cams and report you. If you're going to steal on camera, why not just order what you want and then walk out without paying, instead of gambling on a random bag of food?

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Oh God no, not the cameras for an unidentified thief :marseyrobber: who stole :marseymimic: misdemeanor amounts of food NOOOOOO

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My point is that you're incurring the same amount of risk if you dine and dash vs stealing doordash orders, so you might as well order what you want. But yeah, I've worked at a couple restaurants, and they don't do shit if you dine and dash

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>burgerland

>sending the cops to convict some man stealing pizzas from the deliverator machine

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Buy a DD hot bag on ebay, get complimented by restaurant for using bag as you steal

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