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SN mayo/cide :marseymayo: :marseyrapscallion:  8mo ago (image post) 996 thread views #233267

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Darn. I am 100% trying this tactic when I inevitable have to hobocel it :marseystinky: :marseyhealthy:

Obviously you have to look like you're gainfully employed or else they'll be able to spot you :marseypoint: :leokay: :!lepanicrunning:

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Obviously you have to look like you're gainfully employed or else they'll be able to spot you

not if you're fast enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: :marseymischevious:

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gainfully employed

doordash driver

Lol okay

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Look down at your phone as your grabbing it. So they think you're double checking the order :#marseybigbrain:

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If you look gainfully employed, they will immediately spot you as a fraud. Doordash drivers look like polycels and/or hobo drug addicts.

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Every delivery driver in my town just looks east indian

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solution: :marseyblackface: but with your poo

bonus legitimacy from smell

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Just don't hit the same place twice there's like 500 fast food places.

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