Eat the bugs, live in the pod, mutilate the genitals, be happy

I got circumcized at like age 13, I was already jacking off and then they took my foreskin neighbor.

Medical purposes not jewish, but I remember popping my stiches at a school dance grinding with a girl in jean shorts, went to the bathroom and took one of those shitty brown paper towels from school bathrooms and used it to stop my peepee from bleeding.

On the bright side after getting circumsized I could launch ropes a fricking mile and a half, legit used to rainbow my piss stream over the entire house.

My peepee was like Goku when he took the training weights off neighbor.

The more you look into some (or all) of this, the more you find direct correlations with bitter nerdboy transhumanism.

And there's a lot of money behind it, too.

darn this actually happened

father is a dip shit

>caves after a week in jail

strongest convictions of any mother ever