Eagleburger got it done:
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You may not like it but this is what peak burger looks like.
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No. This is
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The Union army really did march south and end States Rights
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Lool based.
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Its not in wikipedia. But aperently his brothers were named independence and constitution.
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Can you imagine how much those wikipedia soys must hate them all.
"noooo they sound like nazis"
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Well I mean they were confederate soldiers
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Then explain this:
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There is school of leftism that sees union as imperialist force and civil war as imperialist war against south.
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Fricked up on the middle names. Scott, Sean, and Samuel; Andrew, Aaron, and Alex; or Jason, Joseph, and John would have been the winners for screwing with Social Security. They mostly go by middle initial.
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How does it screw up the social security system if your kids get different SSNs?
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Because in theory each kid could use any of the others' - most of the checks only go as far as "does your name match the SSN"
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The apotheosis of based.
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Lame.
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Dont dress
like a burger 
and you won't get eated, slut.
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LAWRENCE P EAGLEBURGER VII
OTIS T SPUNKFELCHER IV
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Lost already
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Lost what?
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because of the TBI he thinks it's november :(
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TBI?
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traumatic brain injury
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Lost? Lost on what?
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What?
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An honorary, you don't pronounce the 'h'
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an hero
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Not before ridding rdrama of r-sluration
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kanker
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Eagleburger is an insane last name. I wonder where it comes from
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Looked it up and it's a translated version of Adelberger
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Igel means hedgehog in German and sounds more similar to eagle than the actual word Adler, so also an adorable possibility
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Hopefully
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His mother was an eagle.
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Burger translates to citizens from German.
Is there a place called eagle?
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Nvm it's just Adelberger translated
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There are some places in the UK that traditional called towns “burghs” and names with “-burg” so it could be English
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