OP is devilish

if you don't want to play the games why not just skip the league completely . You'd have to like get warmed up and ready to actually play, go to the field and no one shows up and you're doing this a bunch of times going "heck yeah this is what im wasting my afternoon for, top spot on the big intramural leaderboard"

This is like an XKCD joke the drop tables bullshit but rewritten for updoots