Saw the new capeshit yesterday

The story opens with the hero watching the blonde love of his life marry her BBC bull in front of all their family and friends. He then encounters a non-binary Latinx interdimensional being named America whose personal universe speaks a language coincidentally identical to our Earth's Spanish. She has been traveling across the multiverse, and even though she has barely been on this Earth for a few minutes, she is sporting an LGBT+BIPOC pin on her denim jacket. They set off on an adventure to find her two moms. As they bound across the multiverse, a hysterical spinster whose biological clock is approaching doomsday tries to kill them to get her anti-patriarchy cookbook back. They meet another universe's Avengers which call themselves the Illuminati. The spinster quickly kills the feeble males with her mind and then engages in a protracted battle with the strong, independent women. They defeat the spinster with the power of love and never find America's two moms.