Unable to load image

Dear Internet Diary 6/2/2022: Today I saw a woman and I didn't like it

She (?) was driving a car. I had no clue they could do that. We had both pulled into the same grocery store parking lot, each trying to get into adjacent parking stalls.

She had to pull in and out of the same stall like an Austin Powers movie. I waited with my blinker on. After a few minutes she figured it out.

I watched her get out. She was about 50 and kind of fat.

The end.

61
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It was great seeing you at the store today.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you never gave me your number

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The fact that you were in fishnet stockings triggered painful memories from my youth.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I was being ironic

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I mean... your legs did look good.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.