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I did this an hour ago. I was horny and started to masturbate. I wanted to get off to scat so I went on here and a couple of other sites. About half way through I felt something knocking on my hole. I farted but I knew I had some shit in the tube. I read a post about mixing poop with food and someone said ice cream. I came thinking about that.
About 10 minutes later and I said frick it and decided to try it. Went to the kitchen made myself a brown of ice cream and grabbed a cup.
went back to my room and put the bowl under my hole and started pushing. I used the cup to collect my piss. It was getting full so I put my peepee in the piss to fill it, it started to over flow so I stopped, put the cup to the side, spilling some piss over my hand and leg. I started pissing all over my hand while pushing out my shit.i pushed out all of it and used my pissy hand as tp.
I poured a little piss from the cup into the bowl to make a nasty slurry. The shit was soft chunks, not my favorite but I didn't care. I put a small piece on the spoon and scooped some ice cream so it was hiding it a little bit. I looked at at the pissy, shitty cream for a minute and put it in my mouth. I started to chew it and swallowed. I didn't taste the shit but I knew it was there. I got so hard I did it again. This time there was less ice cream and I swallowed the cream and left some shit behind so I tasted more of it. I came into the bowl. But post nut clarity got me and I went to take a shower and brush my teeth.
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I mean, he has a point
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We're so back
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There's too much frociaggine on this website
@Transgender_spez
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Black trans lives matter too frociaggine
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Now it's gonna be a different set of Catholic YouTube apologists who are going to be struggling to try and explain what he really meant
I love Catholic YouTube so much, they really screwed themselves over in the middle ages with that whole infallibility thing.
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They were on justin.tv back then.
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Btw yes I know
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ijmāʿ chads stay winning, Pope just needs to constantly invoke ex cathedra so God can always make sure he's right. Bro needs to min max.
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Proteschads stay winning
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Poor translation, the term actually refers to pederasty
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Weird how cute twink and pederast can be so interchangeable
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can you not
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can't spell seminaries without semin
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Watch me
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How is this even a discussion
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Lol
He's not wrong though
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I did this an hour ago. I was horny and started to masturbate. I wanted to get off to scat so I went on here and a couple of other sites. About half way through I felt something knocking on my hole. I farted but I knew I had some shit in the tube. I read a post about mixing poop with food and someone said ice cream. I came thinking about that.
About 10 minutes later and I said frick it and decided to try it. Went to the kitchen made myself a brown of ice cream and grabbed a cup.
went back to my room and put the bowl under my hole and started pushing. I used the cup to collect my piss. It was getting full so I put my peepee in the piss to fill it, it started to over flow so I stopped, put the cup to the side, spilling some piss over my hand and leg. I started pissing all over my hand while pushing out my shit.i pushed out all of it and used my pissy hand as tp.
I poured a little piss from the cup into the bowl to make a nasty slurry. The shit was soft chunks, not my favorite but I didn't care. I put a small piece on the spoon and scooped some ice cream so it was hiding it a little bit. I looked at at the pissy, shitty cream for a minute and put it in my mouth. I started to chew it and swallowed. I didn't taste the shit but I knew it was there. I got so hard I did it again. This time there was less ice cream and I swallowed the cream and left some shit behind so I tasted more of it. I came into the bowl. But post nut clarity got me and I went to take a shower and brush my teeth.
Snapshots:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13465131/Pope-Francis-shocks-bishops-gay-men-church-seminaries.html:
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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