Normally Christian drama can be a little tedious, but this is good stuff.
Mark Driscoll was a pastor for Mars Hill Church back in the 90s until 2014, when it came out he was writing books that he plagiarised big parts of and used $200k of church money to buy copies of his book to help pump up sales, after which he fell into a bunch of scandals and got fired. You can listen to a podcast about it here if you care for some reason.
Since then he's been working a better job: Christian shitposting on Twitter. Now this man is a master. He does the normal rightoid trainposting, seethes about Mormons and whores, but unlike the pathetic ordinary rightoid who can only hate Indians and women, Pastor Mark knows who the real problems are:
He starts strong:
Naturally, people seethe over the truth
Pastor Mark doesn't give a frick, though. He's preaching the True Word of God.
People are still mad.
Firstly, yes, every Mormon is unsaved. They're the atheists of black people.
Palestoids naturally chime in.
The good Pastor don't give a frick, though:
Naturally he keeps putting out the hits:
This one gets Coach involved, though.
People still seethe at him
In any case, I hope you enjoyed this brief foray into modern Christianity.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Sometimes it doesn't get better, sometimes life shit on you until you break and there's nothing you can do. I'm not going to lie to you and tell you it gets better because it might not get better, but i do want to tell you one thing.
Even if it never gets better you are worthy. You are worthy of love and respect and compassion and a fair chance and human dignity, your value as a human being is not taken from you ever. Not ever. No matter what life does to you, no matter how broken you are, no matter what mental illness you have, no matter what job you do, even if you have no job.
Snapshots:
here:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context