I watched Conclave last week :marseypope:

>trad cath Italian who wants to bring back Latin mass is the villain everyone wants to stop

>Nigerian cardinal who was initially winning gets Bill Clintoned by John Lithgow's schemes (he had an affair and a kid with a nun 30 years ago and they bring the nun to serve him at the conclave).

>lib Catholic cardinals are conniving sellouts

>muzzies bomb the Vatican

>the conclave elects some random Mexican from Kabul :marseytaliban: whose existence they were unaware of a few days before

>turns out the new pope is hermaphrodite (xhe has a peepee and ovaries/uterus, the previous pope offered to pay for a surgery :marseytransmerchant: but xhe declined), Ralph Fiennes decides to stay quiet on it

!kino !catholics what are your thoughts on this film?

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Apparently it was in the book :marseyfacepalm:

the movie would have been a great thriller if the end didn't have some weird gender ideology related stuff, but the book came out in 2016 so it was written at the beginning of the g*mergate era. maybe I'll torrent and edit the gender stuff out completely, it seriously is like 7 min of the total runtime.

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