I watched Conclave last week :marseypope:

>trad cath Italian who wants to bring back Latin mass is the villain everyone wants to stop

>Nigerian cardinal who was initially winning gets Bill Clintoned by John Lithgow's schemes (he had an affair and a kid with a nun 30 years ago and they bring the nun to serve him at the conclave).

>lib Catholic cardinals are conniving sellouts

>muzzies bomb the Vatican

>the conclave elects some random Mexican from Kabul :marseytaliban: whose existence they were unaware of a few days before

>turns out the new pope is hermaphrodite (xhe has a peepee and ovaries/uterus, the previous pope offered to pay for a surgery :marseytransmerchant: but xhe declined), Ralph Fiennes decides to stay quiet on it

!kino !catholics what are your thoughts on this film?

48
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This sounds unnecessarily convoluted and :gay:.

>hermaphrodite blah blah blah

:marseywtf2:

Was this the author's fetish?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The new pope is an intersex Mexican missionary sent to Afghanistan by the previous pope who died (and who secretly appointed him archbishop and cardinal).

Ralph Fiennes finds out about his condition near the end of the film, asks him what xhe is, the xhe replies "I am what God made me".

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>"I am what God made me".

Tbh, that's just the official Catholic position on intersex persons.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#gay:

:#marseyletsfuckinggo2talking:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's unfortunate this peepee spoiled it bc it is a good mid budget mystery film that they don't make a lot of like it anymore. The big reveal isn't glorified or used for pure shock value or anything blue lives matter

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.



Now playing: Bramble Blast (Hype Remix) (DKC2).mp3

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.