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apparently this piece of crap is the worlds best pizza

https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/lifestyle/nyc-again-beats-italy-for-worlds-best-pizza-at-this-location/

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wtf man? its not even round?? the cheese doesnt cover all the sauce???

seems everyone involved, from the chef to the judges, was drunk as shit

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great meme.

pure americana

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Funnily, the Korean and Japanese Pizza Huts/Dominos have wacky and fun pizzas that when they go to Italy they just get confused why the Italians are jewing the frick out of them in toppings and crust.

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Sweet potato and corn on pizza shattered my understanding of the world.

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@DaddyReagan was all about it until @DaddyReagan ran into a thai pizza with peanuts on it. Somehow they really don't belong on pizza.

@DaddyReagan stand with Israel

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Dominos is the shit :marseychefkiss:


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Fat

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This but unironically

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For the price and consistency(in my experience), dominos is alright. "delivered in under 30 minutes or I get a free pizza" has not been a thing in probably like a decade if not longer though. Dishonest meme :marseyindignant: :hmph:

Italians are way too cocky about their pizza though for sure :marseyflagitalygenocide:

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Italians are bizarrely condescending about everything considering that they live in the worst country in the world.

They're the Indians of planet Earth.

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Some css frickery that forces me to upmarsey post and comments before doing anything else

That's a hole block son :marseygoatse:

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what the frick happened to the comment? your comment only showed up after i clicked on view source.

im scared, !downmarseyrs !fartneighbors do something about it!

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Move along citizen. This information is not for your eyes.


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Buttholes are not Cool or Attractive.

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>that'll be 60 shekels for your pizza no we can't combine the pepperoni and cheese, that's not kosher!

>meanwhile bro has a pizza ready for you the second you walk in https://media.tenor.com/kqHvU8YgIS0AAAAx/little-caesars-caesar.webp

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Little Caesars tastes so good when you ain't got a b-word in your ear telling you it's nasty

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Little Caesar's Pizza is the worst pizza on earth. It's the only pizza I've ever had that was so bad that I couldn't even finish a slice - I got a hot and ready and an order of crazy bread, took 2 bites of the pizza and one bite of the bread and gave the rest to a hobo in the parking lot because it was that bad.

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You need a BAC of at least .10 to eat Little Caesars

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That cheese bread shit they have is primo. Not the breadstick the bread loaf

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There's a saying about that product:

"It's hot and it's ready!"

"Is it good?"

"It's hot and it's ready!"

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It's HOT

And it's READY.

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You have my attention.

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CHUG HYDRATION https://i.rdrama.net/images/17264428843684914.webp

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M•A•R•S•E•Y•I•N•B•I•O

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They promise hot and ready. They don't promise good.

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You get what you pay for. :marseyshrug: it's serviceable at it's price point.

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Little Caesars tried and failed in Australia. The thing is they had $5 AUD pizzas and it was kino, I guess that's why it failed.

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They were to based to exist in Australia

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The 5 dollar hot-and-ready, $1.99 40oz, and a cigarette bummed from a friend is the true poor man's feast. Too bad COVID doubled all those prices

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I get kind of annoyed :marseywhatever: at how the neapolitan pizzas have trended towards having these excessively large :marseykilldozertroll: and fluffy :marseycountvoncount: crusts, it's almost like a parody of itself, like not even THE neapolitan pizza spots dont make it like that

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You can save sauce and toppings like thatc :marseymerchant:

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This is very true, I lived in Naples for a year and the pizzas there almost never have the exaggerated puffy crust. Also a much wider range of toppings than what you get in "Neapolitan" pizzerias in other countries

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Okay and? Neapolitan pizza doesn't belong to Neapolitans anymore, it's called death of the author, look it up.

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Critical Pizza Theory

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It's definitely better than the pizza we get on this site. !enemiesofpizzashill

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Obviously. This is the world's best pizza:

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:chudheartwarming: real pizza comes from the heart

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Billions must make-a da pizza

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Is that using a drip tray as a cooking pan?

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Yeah, I cut a silicone sheet to fit it and it's fantastic for all kinds of things. It's not the same as having a pizza stone but I CBA getting that out and warming it up most of the time, if I wanted to go to that effort Id use the wood burner outside.

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The main issue is that your pizza needs more browning on top. If you have a broiler, a few minutes would do that pie a lot of good. :marseychefkiss:

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I'm related news, worlds best dancer

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She's ranked #1 by the authorities. You wouldn't deny the science, would you?

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no IM related news :meow:

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Lol that looks terrible

This artisan pizza shit completely misses the point of what pizza was to begin with which was a simple and inexpensive dish to make but still tasted good

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If you're evaluating food by looking at it then you're doing it wrong. The point of pizza is that it tastes good. If it's cheap then it probably tastes mediocre, but might still be serviceable. A good pizza is expensive because it tastes very good. It might not look very good because that's not the point.

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!eurochads this fat lazy goyslopper doesn't know you can take a quick flight to Napoli and get a decent pizza for €5

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the local Italian Jews charge double that but it's close enough to the pizza I had in Naples that I dont mind :#marseypizzaslice:

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I bought my parents a brick oven lol. Unless I'm specifically in the mood for goyslop like Pizza Hut, I can just make it myself. There's an Italian store that sells specialty Italian meats five minutes from me.

No way the Jews are making better pizza than an Italian family.

No such thing as Italian Jews also

Italians come from the Mediterranean not "ancient Israel" that nobody can actually prove existed at all

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They aren't really jewish lol. All of the meat they use is pork based.

I joke around with him about it because he looks like he's from Tel Aviv not Sicily

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that ham or cappicola or whatever looks kinda vile :marseyno:

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I can't say specifically what it is because I typically like other Italian cured meats, but I cannot eat capicola. It tastes fricking vile to me.

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Thats salame u moron

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It's pronounced gabbagool, bigot.

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>you can't visually inspect if your pizza doesn't have enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: cheese :marseypizzaslice: or has burnt spots

>expensive means better

!r-slurs come get your boy

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>affirming the consequent

thought I wouldn't notice you didn't pay for that ping group, huh?

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Presentation is very important with food lol. Even stuff like plating is important.

If something is visually unappealing, you've already shot yourself in the foot.

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and u look wonderful, king :marseyblowkiss:

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I mean it's definitely simple

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Weird, you have the same username of that guy who was permabaned :marseyclueless:

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what a coincidence

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!metashit how does this thread have 680 upmarseys I dont understand. Is there some cooked js that leads to instant upmarsey on view?

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css trickery

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@Aevann @carpathianflorist these fricks expanded range to upmarsey to cover entire screen on mobile, plsfix

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And how does this affect you personally?


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I heard I get free upmarseys if I post here

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It's sitting at 772 now and I didn't realize we even had that many active loggedincels


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>He doesn't know

Lmao

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Darn I want a pizza now

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then get a fricking pizza, IDIOT

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No, I already had dinner

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this is what separates the brazilcels from the americhads

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!goyslopenjoyers The best pizza is cleary caprina (figs are amazing on pizza) :marseylickinglips:

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Did you know that figs have dead flies inside of them?

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so do you

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Wasps you dumb frick.

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Extra protein :marseylickinglips:

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looks great

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Imma let you finish but Costco has the best pizza of all time

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It's shockingly good for how cheap it is.

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Too much tomato sauce, other than it's aight.

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I'll admit that this is a controversial take, but tomato sauce is the best part of the pizza.

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!leafs

chicken chef pizza

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MOTOR CITY DOUBLE PEPERONI PIZZA

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Not since they got rid of fricking combo pizza!

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Looks like garbage probably tastes like a Frenchman's butt. The pizza in penn station is guarantees better

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I mean it doesn't even have pineapple, or 6 different toppings, BBQ sauce, and processed mozzarella style cheese product. I'm not sure how they can even call this a pizza :marseyindignantretard:

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the Armenians making thin crust giant slice slop down the street is all I need :marseyindignant:

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I feel like people with tattoos on their hand slook dirty and i dont want them touchin gmy food :marseydisgust:

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Yeah I hate that shit.

Hi I'm binging with babish and my arms look like they're covered in garbage juice. Isn't that appetizing? Thank you for electing me the God of Normies.

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How did this get 500 upmarseys lol

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They're hacking rDrama :marseyindignant:

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Man, this is a REALLY good post about pizza! I just love that stuff! :marsey:

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thanks

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Frick food critics. Dave Portnoy may be an r-slur but he is neurodivergentally savant at rating pizza spots

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Maybe I'm too simple, but I think I'd rather just order some Pizza Hut. :marseyshrug:

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What in the FRICK are these updoots?

@Aevann are you doing something goofy to make fun of Italians?

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Hey, I saw that you just joined rdrama and a group of people who hate me are trying to smear my name by calling me a date male feminist. I just wanted to let you know that it's not true. If you want all the receipts proving it they're right here.

The TL;DR is that I hooked up with one of the hot girls on rdrama, and since I was twice her age, a lot of the guys here who wanted to bang her got jealous and assumed that the only way I could have managed that was by raping her, even though she herself said both before and afterwards that it was all completely consensual. So now that you're the new hot girl on rdrama, I guess they think that I'm going to somehow seduce you into flying all the way across the country (or some crazy shit like that) to hook up with me and they're trying to talk shit about me to make sure that doesnt happen. I don't understand it either, but I just wanted to let you know that I'm a nice guy and I hope you'll look at the evidence and make up your own mind instead of listening to all the jealous haters.

Anyway, with that little intro out of the way, welcome to rdrama! The culture's a little rough here and you're probably going to get tons of requests to •show boobsU but if you talk to some of the women here first before engaging with all the creepy dudes, they'll give you some good advice to avoid stalkers and predators. Or (If you haven't been scared off by the rumor mill) you're welcome to ask me and I'm happy to help.

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this place?

Snapshots:

https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/lifestyle/nyc-again-beats-italy-for-worlds-best-pizza-at-this-location/:

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I've eaten at I Masanielli in Caserta, it's near La Reggia. All the pizza in that city is amazing.

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not even detroit style

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Omg hello to my good friend!! @MoonMetropolis you're a stupid BIPOC and your hard drive should be examined (again)

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Legit just looks like something I would try to make at my house

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Italians deserve a beating

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>basil before baking

shit, garbage even

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Is pizza more than Chicago style or St Louis style is.

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NYC beat Italy and took its pizza?

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