Gooner In Rome


								

								
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you guys know this is a real dude right? like he is covered in puss, but still like, an actual guy.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17311913783835087.webp

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imagine how much time, back breaking labour and expensive marble went into creating this

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Forget that, imagine the model who had to pose for it.

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I'm strokin' my shit

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It's too big to be you

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Imagine if he was just scratching his peepee and this is how he's immortalized forever… also did the volcanic ash flash-freeze everyone? I still don't understand how that worked, I feel like if I was going about my business and then got covered in super hot ash I would fall to the ground in agony, not hold my pose as I died

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More like flash burn.

Which is why the pose they're in doesnt mean much, like regular burn victims the muscles contract when they're roasting, creating this hunched /foetal position. Theres 0 reason to believe he was actually choking his chicken.

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Were they killed by the heat of the pyroclastic flow? I thought they were basically suffocated by the toxic cloud as they were buried in ash.

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Afaik the heat. The ash is hundreds if not thousands of degrees celsius hot, it basically instantly incinerates everything it touches.

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The ash covered them, and as their bodies decayed it basically created a mold. When people realized what was going on with the remains, someone got the idea to pour plaster into the cavities surrounding the skeletons, and we ended up with plaster casts of the people who died.

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It would be like getting buried in an avalanche or mudslide

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Shouldn't that crush you up into a little ball though and not leave you posed?

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Idk

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Pyroclastic flows are incredibly fast and hot, si basically yeah

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Roman dads literally had the right to execute their family members.

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this is wrong. it is a question of jurisdiction not rights. Likewise, the pater familias was based on you being the oldes in your lineage, literally codifying the meme of adolescent 26 year olds

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Yeah no I know it was more of a joke. But their is definitely evidence of Roman patriarchs just throwing away babies if they weren't boys and other things considered wacky now.

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yea and Fritzl held his daughter in a basement for decades. I mean people do crazy shit, the roman empire lasted 10x longer than the USA has been a country.

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Its was also 10x dysfunctional, it had the same stability as modern African countries.

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Something else is about to erupt, if you know what I mean :marseywink:

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who up erupting they volcano

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That's Pompeii not Rome

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