Dad bod is college baseball Chad who now works as an Enterprise rent-a-car area manager and fricks the college front desk chick that you have a crush on
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We went to a musical called "Oh Africa, Brave Africa". It was a laugh riot.
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I like some of the Gaga songs, what the frick does she know about cameras?!?!
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beer belly isn't fat, it's carb storage for when you gotta mow the grass
There’s very little money to be made pandering to fat straggot moids because they dgaf versus foids because men buy four dollar Walmart shirts if they’re single or their wife buys their clothes for them if he is married.
In which you spot a fattie and yell Chumba (for a man) and Wumba (for a woman). Each results in one point.
I will introduce a new aspect when I feel he is ready:
If the fattie is far away you shout ChumbaWumba and are able to place bets on whether they are Wumba or Chumba. Undecided on whether or not I should introduce extra points for possible .
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I have advanced, deeply evolved male eyesight that will quickly determine bodyfat %, activity levels, diet, and physical fitness within microseconds. You cannot fool me, and you cannot stop me.
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I find it funny that you never see any fat male mannequins.
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They were nonexistent for many years but some sick bastard has been putting out a few dad bod mannequins
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Dad bod used to be fit but with +10 pounds once he got promoted to management.
These are obese.
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Dad bod is college baseball Chad who now works as an Enterprise rent-a-car area manager and fricks the college front desk chick that you have a crush on
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thats still what it means
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The "ayy Tone!" Body type
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Those aren't fat thou...
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beer belly isn't fat, it's carb storage for when you gotta mow the grass
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Glycogen is stored in the liver and skeletal muscles.
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cope fatty
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Lardass. Beer bey looking butt.
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That gut says otherwise.
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There’s very little money to be made pandering to fat straggot moids because they dgaf versus foids because men buy four dollar Walmart shirts if they’re single or their wife buys their clothes for them if he is married.
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They’ve added some nipples protruding very disrespectful bill gates body type mannequins that I’ve been unfortunate enough to see
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After a certain point they both look the same
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A game me and my toddler play is Chumbawumba.
In which you spot a fattie and yell Chumba (for a man) and Wumba (for a woman). Each results in one point.
I will introduce a new aspect when I feel he is ready:
If the fattie is far away you shout ChumbaWumba and are able to place bets on whether they are Wumba or Chumba. Undecided on whether or not I should introduce extra points for possible
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No just healthy fatphobia
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Hope you don’t actually have a child
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Multiple.
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it's probably a chumba but you are definitely a king
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Yeah, real FAT
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What the frick are those piggy feet
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The hoof that remains when all the toes have been lost to diabetes
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oh my god they legit put pig feet on the fat mannequins
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Checks out.
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keep yourself safe
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Yes, whales are real.
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"Excuse me, does this come in extra small?"
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Somehow literally existing is now validating.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Body type: left swipe
I have advanced, deeply evolved male eyesight that will quickly determine bodyfat %, activity levels, diet, and physical fitness within microseconds. You cannot fool me, and you cannot stop me.
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They gotta be fatter to represent all bodies.
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This is the average woman in America why wouldn't it be this way?
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