Drama Fitness Friday thread: Boomer Lifts

Finally head to your local Walmart and find sterile alcohol swabs. Grab a few of these boxes. This will be for sterilizing your skin and the bottles when you inject. They are very cheap. I got ReliOn brand, 2 USD a box each with 200 swabs.

The Main Drugs

There are many places you can get your stuff. Some are faked, some are underdosed, some are good. I got everything from CatCafe.is and lucked out with properly dosed products that I verified were real with blood tests mid-cycle - I can provide you my results if you wish. If you trust another source, go ahead, but I recommend catcafe.is because they are affordable and real.

Get yourself 3 bottles of Testosterone Enanthate link here. Each bottle has 12 mL's (36 total). Each mL has 300 mg of Test E (36 x 300 = 10,800 mg total). That gives you enough Test E to do 20 weeks @ 540 mg (10,800 mg / 20 = 540 mg) which is a little more than enough for 20 weeks of 500 mg as a proper cycle.

Next, get 2 bottles of HCG powder link here. This is what will keep your balls working while on Testosterone, meaning your testicles will not shrink, you will not lose any fertility and your sack will be full of c*m, and best of all your testosterone will be even higher because you are combining your natural testosterone output with exogenous testosterone!

Now get 1 bottle of Bacteriostatic water link here. The HCG is a powder. In order for you to be able to inject it, it needs to be "reconstituted", or recombined with water to make a serum that can go into a needle. Bacteriostatic water is water that is 1% benzyl alcohol, keeping it sterile. You can actually make this at home. If you know how and would rather do that, skip this step.

Finally, get 1 bottle of Arimidex OR Aromasin. This is an Aromatase Inhibitor, or "AI". This controls your estrogen and is what keeps you from getting gyno, as well as a host of other high estrogen symptoms that you should look up (because it seems different for everyone). You may not need to use this at all. And in fact, you should try not to use it unless you think you need to. The reason why is that high Testosterone, and by extension the high DHT it will create, is toxic to your body. The reason why your body naturally "aromatizes" or turns a proportion of that Testosterone into estrogen is because estrogen subdues the toxicity of Testosterone, and has a protective effect on your organs - much like how masculinity is the ying to feminity's yang. Some people aromatize more than others. I didn't need an AI on my cycle, but most need at least a little bit on 500 mg per week. If you start getting symptoms of high E, then start taking it but go slow and small, less is more. Believe it or not, but low estrogen is actually worse than high estrogen, not just for your body but for your psyche (you should look it up because its different for everyone).

This will be our main arsenal of drugs, but unfortunately we aren't done yet.

Accessory Drugs

Head over to DashPCT (or whatever online pharmacy you prefer that will have these products if you know any) and consider putting these into your cart.

• Tamoxifen - also known as Nolvadex link here : This is a SERM - selective estrogen receptor modulator - and it is used for PCT - post cycle therapy - which helps you recover back to your natural baseline with no long term side effects. By far the most important of these accessory drugs. Generally it is recommended to take 10mg a day, every day for 6 weeks once you finish your cycle. This product is 10 tablets 10 mg each, so get 42 of these (7 days x 6 weeks). There are other PCT drugs like Clomid that you could consider, read up on it if you are curious.

• Raloxifene link here : This is also a SERM, however it doesn't work as well as either Clomid or Nolvadex for that purpose. What it does do exceptionally well however is annihilate gynecomastia. You would use this during cycle if somehow you end up getting gyno. If you do everything properly, you shouldn't get gyno. Even if you get a little bit, it should naturally reverse once you go into PCT. But if you get a lot of gyno somehow, or if you get gyno somehow and are nervous, this will with certainty eliminate it. The protocol is 60 mg per day for 10 days, then 30 mg until it's gone. You shouldn't need this, but if you want assurances, grab 4 packs of this.

• Telmisartan link here : This is a blood pressure medication. Steroids can elevate your BP to unhealthy levels, which is where this will come in. You might not need it. I did not, my blood pressure did not elevate whatsoever, but I was healthy before roiding and have a very clean diet. I do not recall the protocol exactly, but I believe it is 40 mg per day if you have elevated BP. Grab 4 or 5 of these.

The only one of these accessory drugs you absolutely need is Tamoxifen/Nolvadex. I would recommend getting telmisartan just in case. Raloxifene you shouldn't need if you do everything properly and use your AI properly IMO, but you could be particularly sensitive to gyno. Some people aromatize more than others, some people are way more sensitive to estrogen than others as well.

The Protocol

Get an alcohol swab and sterilize the tops of the bottles you will use before every single use. If you touch the top of the bottle, sterilize it again. Once you fill your needle (do not let the needle touch anything!!! if you do, sterilize it with a new swab). Then open another swab and sterilize the patch of skin you will inject on. If you touch that patch with your fingers, or something touches it, open yet another swab. Do not reuse swabs. It may sound excessive, but swabs are very cheap, and the alternative is risking an infection.

For testosterone, you will want to warm it up before injecting. At room temperature, there can still be some crystals inside which will cause a lot more post-injection pain. What I do is I fill a sauce pan to around 2/3's to 3/4's height of the testosterone bottle. Then I put it on the stove until it starts steaming. I take it off the heat and put the bottle in the water for a few minutes. This will reduce post injection pain significantly (but not completely).

You can inject 2 or 3 times a week. If you are comfortable with it, I would recommend 3 as it keeps your serum test levels more consistent and stable, less extremities, and by extension less aromatization and more effective cycle. It's not that significant though, 2 days a week is fine. At 3 days a week (e.g. M/W/F) you will fill your 1.5 inch syringe to the 56th mark. 500mg / 300mg per mL = 1.67 mL. 1.67 mL / 3 doses = 0.56 mL. At 2 days a week (e.g. M/Th) you will fill to the 84th mark. 1.67 mL / 2 doses = 0.84.