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“Lizzo-sized lunch” [99 points, 55% upvoted, 298 comments, locked :marseyjanny:]

https://old.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/137vql6/lizzosized_lunch?sort=controversial

How many times more is this going to be posted?

https://old.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/137vql6/lizzosized_lunch/jiv6q6k/?sort=controversial

Honestly the only thing I’ve heard about any of this is the multiple posts a day on this sub all week.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/137vql6/lizzosized_lunch/jiv7b3t/?sort=controversial

Her entire schtick is being a big b-word. Now it’s time to get offended?

Her entire schtick is being a pretty talented musician [-33]

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She is but goddarn it's rude as frick to go around casually calling people fat. [-30]

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This just in: fat people eat more which is why they’re fat. If you’re comfortable with eating a lot and being fat then there’s nothing wrong with this.

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That's not the only reason why people are fat. Some fat people have metabolic disorders. Some fat people live in food deserts. Some fat people have gut microbiomes that contribute to the problem. Some fat people do overeat. It's not a simple issue and making it out to be one is disingenuous. [-5]

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This comment section is disgusting. There are many factors that contribute to weight gain, even more so for women. Obesity isn’t as simple as calories in, calories out. This is some ignorant BS right here. She could eat regular healthy meals and still have weight issues. That comment is soooo out of line.

And telling someone they deserve to be ridiculed for their appearance because they ‘put themselves out there’?! You mean overweight and obese individuals disgust you and you don’t want to see them so they should hide themselves away from the public. If they have to go out in public should cover themselves so other people don’t have to see it. What a disgusting mindset. You’re shaming people for their bodies. Could you be any more immature?! As a medical professional I must say, if looking at someone else’s body disgusts you, that’s a YOU problem. Fat people should be allowed to lead normal lives, go out in public, wear swim suits etc without others shaming them for their appearance. This is just a bad excuse for being nasty and hurtful to others.

This goes for disabled persons as well.

You people need a serious paradigm shift. Someone’s weight is none of your business. Making jokes like this is NOT funny; it stereotypes and ridicules fat people.

I guarantee none of you are in a place to judge other people. Y’all need to work on your EQ. [:marseylongpost:]

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I’m fat. It’s not healthy and I’m trying to do something about it. I don’t mind some fat women, especially black women can be sexy when fat. Lizzo is an exception. [-16]

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Obesity isn’t as simple as calories in, calories out.

:#marseychonkerfoidpuke::!#marseybrainlet:

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This is real grooming. For every :marseytrain2: that starts a kid down a path that leads to cutting off a tit or a peepee, 20 fat children are butterfly effected into soda and potato chips for every one of these fricks.

Why are lawmakers not addressing this? Shutting down the menace that is literally killing our children? Why are people not rioting at the true erosion of our society? Obesity related medical issues cost the world 2 trillion dollars a year, projected to double by 2035. Who gives a shit about Bezos or Musks when the fats are a rogue nation with their own GDP?

Every motherlover who says "obesity isn't as simple as calories in calories out" is an outright enemy of humanity and should be caned at very least, but for the good of the world, probably dropped into the middle of the ocean.

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American politicians have tried doing shit about this but it's not popular and Republicans are eager to jump on anyone who even speaks about regulating it as "taking away our freedom".

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true that it can be a slippery slope (ie with free speech), but there's a critical mass of the dregs of society that cannot, will not take care of themselves and need some kind of intervention. A good example is the closing of mental institutions leading to exodus of raving homeless people on the street.

Puerile anti-institutionalism is an underrated evil. I look with similar skepticism at the deschooling types.


:#marseydarkpizzashill: The Democratic RethugliKKKan Party will collapse by 2030. :#marseydarkpizzashill:

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but there's a critical mass of the dregs of society that cannot, will not take care of themselves and need some kind of intervention.

How about we bring back segregation but for thins and fats?

!chuds

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we have that, it’s called a gym

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I want to get a gym membership again. I have a home gym, but alas it has no fit young woman in tight pants in it

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>has home gym

>but wants to get distracted instead of focusing on gainz

:marseydepressed:

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need some kind of intervention.

Death squads will do.

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the closing of mental institutions

Good one. Antipsychiatry is one of the most overlooked example of danger of deregulation and social constructism.

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It's a moot point now that we have semaglutide. Fats will be extinct in 15 years in the developed world, to the horror of BBW lovers and the delight of normal people.

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Just wait for side effects on that one.

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It's been in use for like 7 years by diabetics (longer if you count the shorter acting version whose name I forget) which revealed the weight loss side effect, we'd probably know by know if it was horrifically bad. It's not worse than being obese anyway.

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:#marseysal:

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Fats have a bonafide addiction, neither anabuse nor naltrexone eradicated alcoholism. Fats need persecution.

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Why are lawmakers not addressing this?

Have you heard of lobbying:marseycapitalistmanlet:

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None of my close family are fat, and few of my friends are, so I don't hear their arguments often. But I was hanging out this one time with a fat friend of mine and his fat wife. The arguments/reasoning I heard really baffled me. Like it's basically "well everyone in my family is fat so it's clearly genetic, we don't have any control over it". Fat women (and, to a lesser extent, fat men) literally believe that being fat is like being tall, you just are fat and it's not something you can change, that it's as much determined by your genes as your eye color.

But to address

Why are lawmakers not addressing this?

It's because fat people are a wide (heh) majority now. They're in control. As a politician you can't say/do something that negatively impacts fatties because they make up most of the voter base and will vote your butt out for daring to criticize their life choices.

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Why are lawmakers not addressing this? Shutting down the menace that is literally killing our children?

r-slur it's called parenting. Want to raise your child to be healthy? Be a mindful parent. Why tf would you want the government doing that?

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Thermodynamics won't apply when we talk about women's weight

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No wonder they're so bad at engineering

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And natural sciences outside of biology

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I gave up on using this argument with fats. IRL, reddit, doesn’t matter. Try explaining CICO to a fat foid who wants you to help her with a workout routine, absolute refusal to accept reality. Between that and them believing in “toning” and “targeted fat loss” I’ve lost hair.

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From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.

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I don't get it.

:#marseygigaretard:

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The heck.

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Aw he just didn't wanna disturb the sleeping kitty

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IT LITERALLY IS

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Weight loss comes down to expelling carbon :marscientist:

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It is lmao furry rights are human rights

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I wish people looked at their family like they do plus size celebrities

I wish I could see my family but Lizzo is in the way

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I wish people looked at their families the way Lizzo looks at second breakfast

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lizzo is fricking disgusting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/168325221929006.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16832522891495755.webp

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I wanted to call her a pig but I remembered that a pig only has 20% bf

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I'm very glad she's happy with herself, but having to look at her makes me unhappy. I don't like ugly people.

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I'm very glad she's happy with herself

Even though I agree with your entire comment, including this, I need to please stop being reasonable and even handed immediately because this is really not the place for that type of backwards thinking

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I don't believe creatures like this are happy with themselves despite what they may claim. There's no way that in private alone times they don't look at the wreck they've made of their body and feel the dark thoughts creeping in

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Let me rephrase. If she was happy with herself, it wouldn’t bother me. I just don’t want this thing near me.

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Nobody with any sort of addiction (even food) is happy

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I bet she eats like 20,000 calories a day. Giant fat people will eat like 2 whole pizzas in a sitting, multiple times a day. They're not fooling anyone acting like they have anything resembling a regular human diet.

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Lmao her bikini bottom looks like it sits in a different post code from where her actual kitty is

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:#mysides:

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Gulag

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Looks like a fricking baboon

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:ma#rseyeyemixer3:

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why post this. both you and her

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16832838327318711.webp

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Wow that’s her? I never looked her up, Goddard what a brap hog howeeeew

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:#marseyamericanpearlclutch:

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:#marseysoypoint2:

A new good marsey I haven't seen yet!

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Imagine having the money to hire a full time doctor, dietitian, chef, and personal trainer, but choosing to be as fat as Lizzo.

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She'll lose weight. They don't have enough rich people drugs to hold off the fat blight destroying her for much longer than normal fats. If she lives after her the heart attack or whatever, she'll use the doctor and trainer and chef and dietician to lose a ton of weight (still be a little hefty), and live a fat happy long life, while all the poors she inspired burn out without second chances or life support teams.

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>She'll lose weight.

She definitely has handlers in her ear telling her not to because she's just a novelty act. once the fat is gone so is the attention

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Remember what they did to Adele after weight loss


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Lmao just take ozempic and titrate the dose so you eat less and lose weight.

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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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This man's having a heart :marseyavril2: attack! Is there :marseycheerup: a doctor?

I'm a medical professional. Let me help. Well, actually :marseyakshually: we didn't cover heart :marseycapylove: attacks in my stretching class.


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Never heard of Kinesiology

Applied kinesiology (AK) is a pseudoscience-based technique[1] in alternative medicine claimed to be able to diagnose illness or choose treatment by testing muscles for strength and weakness

Yeah, this dumb b-word is selling happy pills to fat r-slurs. Literally a grift. Of course she's defending it, outright evil b-word

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look fat look fat

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>some fat people live in food deserts.

That's why doordash is doing so well.


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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doordash isn't even available in actual food deserts (rural areas in the middle of nowhere) lol

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some fat people live in food deserts.

some fat people live off dessert foods :marseylickinglips:

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There's something disassocitive about real life people believing that there are people who able to generate perpetual energy.

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A lot of people denying the laws of thermodynamics in that thread.

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Look I get the perspective of saying "Beautiful at all sizes" or whatever, but are people seriously denying that she's fat? Or are they saying that she eats regular sized meals? Because she frickin doesn't, look at her, no matter how "beautiful" you think she is she clearly eats enough for 3.

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Obesity isn’t as simple as calories in, calories out. This is some ignorant BS right here.

well actually it literally cannot be put more simply than "calories in, calories out". lol.

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lizzo eats oreos for breakfast lol

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Trigger warning: there is a picture of a fat woman in a bikini in the article :marseyscream:

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Funniest thing about fake outrage on this is that Lizzo's IG handle unironically is LizzoBeEating

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It do be like that :#marseyxd:


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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I dislike quite a few fat people because in Western society, they tend to preach "body positivity" as a way to shame people into dating them, just like many trains do. If somebody's not attracted to you - for whatever reason - just STFU and take the L, don't go into some delusionary world where the other person is the fatphobic/transphobic/homophobic bad guy for not seeing your "inner beauty."

That said, I don't think it's cool to attack random fatties just for being fat. A few of my good friends are fatties. They made a conscious decision to be fat because they love food more than they care about other people's opinions, and as long as that's a conscious decision, I can respect it. I don't believe in picking fights with people unless they come at me.

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She could eat regular healthy meals and still have weight issues.

There's always this hypothetical "could" in there - even the enablers won't try to pretend she does already.

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If the thing you want COULD be true, it is

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She could eat regular healthy meals and still have weight issues.

Factcheck: This claim has not been approved by experts.

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Thermodynamicschads stay winning :marseygigachad:

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I hate lizzo so goddarn much hope someone claps her fat butt inshallah

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Ok, agent Johnson.

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The glorification of being a fat piece of shit is so r-slurred. No wonder it is almost exclusively by foids (and only for other foids). No other group could be so r-slurred :marseydisagree:

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got her butt

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Which one of you is this

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16832670541552558.webp

Looking like a leather sofa/couch.

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Good post, I hate PK Subban almost as much as I hate fat people :marseysipping:

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