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mad that the bong 
guberment may be giving them free ozempic 
to get their type 2 diabetic asses back to work 
https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1g42tm3/british_government_proposes_ozempic_for/
Yeah it's old but I don't give a shit.
Suddenly "muh medical freedom" matters lmao
Unironicly wouldn't be against it
So you can doordash and ubereats more fast food lol
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Take the ozempic fatty
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Probably will happen if he follows through with this policy. If state sponsored Ozempic is already policy then the Reform/Tory government in a few years will find it easy to roll it into the "looking for work" requirements.
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As they should tbh. If you're gonna be fat you better not be fat on the taxpayers' dime.
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Now that roe has been overturned i anticipate the US government will require/force new conscripts to take ozempic as part of basic to deal with the fat problem when WW3 fully breaks out.
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2023/10/13/nearly-70-of-active-service-members-are-overweight-report-finds/
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/09/28/new-pentagon-study-shows-77-of-young-americans-are-ineligible-military-service.html
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It turns out Jane Roe wasn't pregnant, she just got fat.
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Well yes but actually no. The Supreme Court in Dobbs distinguished Roe from Griswold (the contraception case), and kitty-footed around attacking the underlying principle.
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Thomas said in his concurrance that it should extend to griswold and obbergefell and suggested rhat thats next
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There is a reason Justice Thomas writes a concurring opinion on everything and doesn't get to write that in the opinion of the Court.
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because racism
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WW3 won't be fought with much ground troops lol
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why does Russia/Ukraine/Israel fight that way rn then? Why is NK conscripting 1.4million troops? Why did selective service become automatic this year?
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Well yeah because they are more forever-skirmishs that are meant to put pressure on you opponent until they concede.
If World War 3 happened and they need battles to be won quick and concisely, then you don't need as much ground troops just being seat warmers for occupied foriegn territory
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why do you think WW3 would be quick outside of a global thermonuclear apocalyspe happening? Both ww1 and ww2 lasted like half a decade or more and i cant think of a recent war that didnt last like 5 years at least outside of africa.
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Because they are fighting with WW2 tech and would lose against any military with 2020s tech.
Kamala will win.
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This is just like the worst part of 1984- when they make you do 5 minutes of aerobics in front of the telescreen
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You live in a dystopia where you have no rights but you get a state mandated GF and get too chud out for two minutes against the jews each week.
How was that society a dystopia?
Kamala will win.
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"Universal healthcare but only for working nonfats" is unrionically good policy. The fats can even get free Ozempic to get them back to a normal weight.
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why dont they just stop giving the fats free food instead?
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Unironicly I still support the idea of food stamp, but holy frick we need to put limitations on what you can buy with them.
I have had multiple friends who have worked at a grocery store, and the amount of people who spend all their food stamps on soda, candy, and heavily processed snack food is insane, and they run out of food stamp so fast because that junk cpst so much more then real food...
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I was shopping at this one grocery store in upstate NY once. Anyways, they put an "EBT APPROVED"
sticker on literally one item in the entire store: cold fried chicken. 
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Stilll more nutritious then half the shit I've seen people spend EBT on
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It's completely ridiculous to allow it for soda, at least shitty food has some nutritional benefit, no one needs soda to survive.
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You wouldn't believe how much Coke/Pepsi-Co lobby when someone in congress even suggests not letting food stamps apply for it.
Makes me want to fedpost irl
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But think of all the poor reddit users who live with their parents and doordash all their food, they want the drug too!
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aren't they literally
, bongs literally have 
rights
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Thoughts on /r/FufuTraining, Queen? I just found it.
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what the frick is it for what the frick. Is it trying to make your peepee n balls into like a kitty? Ruined my fricking lunch thanks you aussie bastard.
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/u/Critical-Elevator-62 come to rDrama king.
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Weak
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i'll left and right hook your nutsack
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If I had the money I would get one
, seem hella fun 
but impractical for long term wear 
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wait do you wear this to pretend like you dont have a peepee
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Yeah, it pretty neat how flexible the male genitalia is flaccid
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I question how this would go down. It would probably be a net good with enough people who would just settle with it how they should, but this shit is eating disorder when it comes down to it and r-slurred poors will eat themselves to bowel obstructions faster than current people already are. I don't care about their lives, but they'd fill up emergency rooms and they'd probably put more restrictions on the drug.
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Doesn't it literally make you sick of the taste of food if you eat too much?
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No, but it'll make you sick and sicker from overeating - just the stuffed normal way. Getting constipated and sick. The higher the dose the "closer" people are to what it's like to be a normal person when they eat 6 big macs. It basically just slows down your digestion.
If fats are saying the "taste" changes I think they're just realizing what it's like to be full and not wanting to eat. But the problem for most really is significantly psychological, so if/when people don't use this shit as tool to help them eat less while they train their bodies and minds to eat less, they just start eating "through" it, but their bodies are still digesting slower so they get all sorts of intestinal frick ups that you hear about.
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I think the net amount of people it would keep from being out of er rooms due to obesity-comorbidity would be roughly the same as the blocked-bowel folks but then again I guess we wouldn't know unless we tried it
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