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r/MaintenancePhase gets upset over...., zoomers wanting to drink more water? :marseystanleycup:

https://old.reddit.com/r/MaintenancePhase/comments/1gzojz9/diet_culture_and_how_it_ties_with_the_watertok/

								

								

>FWIW when it's really hot I feel like something sugary (lemonade, Gatorade, Koolaid) is more refreshing. I also think herbal tea counts as water and will die on that hill.

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I started drinking only tap water years ago, shit is yummy no bap

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Depends on the state you live in

Michigan be like

https://media.tenor.com/TuUuVWpyvcYAAAAx/dentist-bad-teeth.webp

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Water is alright but I still need variety.

Shaming people for wanting to drink more water is straight up evil however

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I also like variety but after drinking soucj water sugary drinks suck and seltzers burn my throat

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>seltzers burn my throat

That's the most b-word-made shit I ever heard.

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:#marseyshrug:

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I don't like sugar in my beverage either lol

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!schizos like me only drink reverse osmosis it actually does taste better

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Reverse osmosis is objectively worse for you as it such pure water pulls electrolytes from your body actively dehydrating you until it reaches homeostasis

Also you won't live if the grid goes down and I will

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everyone knows that, you just get a reverse osmosis system that has an extra step to add back in beneficial minerals instead of rust and lead dumbass

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Why do your pipes have rust and lead? Are you poor?

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oh nah I'm thinking of a citycel living in a 100 year old tenement building. I have a well so the water has lots of iron and other crud in it

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I like well water in the winter, so crisp :#marseylickinglips:

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oh yeah it's great right now it just comes out of the faucet as if it had been in the fridge for hours

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No it doesn't reddit factoid spewer :marseyindignantturn: downmarseyd, motherlover!

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:#marseyconfused: i learned this while installing osmosis systems for restaurants

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Whoever told you that is fricking reddit. And has infected you with reddit. :marseyheadcrab:

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:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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>zoomers wanting to drink more water

They're talking about tiktok where white foids put in more flavored sugar syrup in their Stanley bottle than a McDonald's soda machine.

That being said, every single one of these whales would absolutely do the same thing if they weren't deathly afraid of their disgusting fat folds being seen on camera.

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Water and tea is all I drink these days

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17325875583135855.webp

!waterneighbors

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Herbal tea is like 99% water assuming its just a normal butt tea bag and not some milk tea or werido foid sugar slop :marseysipping:

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Women psychologically need something to be oppressed over :marseyeyeroll2:


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Posting about how you drink water :marseydisagreefast:

Posting about how you drink maple syrup :marseyagreefast:

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Vile

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I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trains owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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