I went to work today and my boss took me aside and said that I have a weird odor coming from me and that they have smelt it maybe 2-3 times since I've been there (it's been about a month and a half) and she sent me home to go figure it out
Frick how bad must it be? Imagine how hard it was for her boss to bring it up.
Of course, losing weight isn't anyone's option. And of course she posts lewds...
For work to comment on it, it has to be bad. I'm assuming she has yeast in between her fat rolls. It's a distinct and foul smell that cannot be ignored, it's also something that regular bathing can't fix.
Not even joking. The problem with being this fat is that the skin underneath the rolls have very poor ventilation. This means that every time they sweat, the sweat gets trapped there, so the area stays moist all day, allowing bacteria to multiple and thrive. This same issue is why you're supposed to change your baby's diaper frequently and not let them sit in a wet diaper for long periods of time, skin staying moist is not a good thing!
This woman can bathe and use all the cream and hibiclens that she wants, but it won't actually get better unless she finds a way to keep her fat rolls dry all day. I know some super fats suggest using diaper cream, cramming paper towels or soft cloths in between the rolls, and they also recommend getting a blow dryer and periodically lifting the fat rolls and drying them through out the day. But it's so pointless to put in all this effort when the real cure is losing weight so you don't have fat rolls in the first place.
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My doctor said you're far more likely to get AIDS from a homo spitting on you then having an actual metabolism issue.
But he's also a chud that doesnt give people ozempic so he has like a 2 star rating on those doctor rating sites
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You don't shower in the morning, which is why you smell. You sweat more than normal while you sleep because you're obese. You also smell bad regularly--not once or twice over the past few months, but every day. Your boss was being polite.
A light perfume helps, use wet wipes, and shower in the morning.
No one on reddit will tell you the truth because they' get banned for stating the obvious. Enjoy the echo chamber.
Personally I prefer to stinkmaxx. It's been two weeks since I last wasted precious water on a shower. I find people treat me a lot better now and tend to stay out of my way.
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The cope comment chain about showering at night being the problem is sending me. Lots of people shower at night and somehow manage to not smell like crap the next day.
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One of the cute things I appreciate about the Jappos is that they'll wash themselves before fricking
I like all these suggestions but I gotta say, the possibilities you're mentioning of where it's coming from all seem so minor, and if you're not smelling it, I'm wondering if your boss is just kind of being fatphobic or jerky? Like, people have smells, and if it was that bad, I think you'd notice it. I feel like thinking fat people are slobs is pretty common, so I wonder if there's some element of that here with your boss.
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Frick how bad must it be? Imagine how hard it was for her boss to bring it up.
Of course, losing weight isn't anyone's option. And of course she posts lewds...
https://old.reddit.com/r/ChubbyWomen/comments/114bd6w/is_my_ass_too_much_for_you/
https://old.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/zol80u/what_do_you_think_of_this_look_is_it_too_much/
https://old.reddit.com/r/s*x/comments/vy8sqe/question_about_arousal/
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For work to comment on it, it has to be bad. I'm assuming she has yeast in between her fat rolls. It's a distinct and foul smell that cannot be ignored, it's also something that regular bathing can't fix.
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Curious what the answer is, if you know it. A bath in Monistat cream?
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The real cure is to lose weight!
Not even joking. The problem with being this fat is that the skin underneath the rolls have very poor ventilation. This means that every time they sweat, the sweat gets trapped there, so the area stays moist all day, allowing bacteria to multiple and thrive. This same issue is why you're supposed to change your baby's diaper frequently and not let them sit in a wet diaper for long periods of time, skin staying moist is not a good thing!
This woman can bathe and use all the cream and hibiclens that she wants, but it won't actually get better unless she finds a way to keep her fat rolls dry all day. I know some super fats suggest using diaper cream, cramming paper towels or soft cloths in between the rolls, and they also recommend getting a blow dryer and periodically lifting the fat rolls and drying them through out the day. But it's so pointless to put in all this effort when the real cure is losing weight so you don't have fat rolls in the first place.
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jfc
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Yeah... it takes a lot of effort to be fat.
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So. What I hear is that a bra for the rolls of fat would solve the problem for her.
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She would need a lot of bras
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Sorry, I should have said "bras" plural
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Dear /u/DepressedMusician8
This is the actual answer, painful as it may be to hear. Please, take care.
Love,
Trust me you don't want to know how I know
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This is horrifying
Run Marsey!
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Tfw your bum is so big that it's visible through the Reddit NSFW barrier
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she's banging a different guy every weekend if she wants to
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be like kitty is kitty tbh. they wouldn't actually stick around tho
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You could change that
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!truthnuke
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fats will blame literally everything on "metabolism"
oh I shit my pants every day? must be my metabolism acting up again!
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My doctor said you're far more likely to get AIDS from a homo spitting on you then having an actual metabolism issue.
But he's also a chud that doesnt give people ozempic so he has like a 2 star rating on those doctor rating sites
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Ok but it's true ? They metabolize all the food into storage.
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You don't shower in the morning, which is why you smell. You sweat more than normal while you sleep because you're obese. You also smell bad regularly--not once or twice over the past few months, but every day. Your boss was being polite.
A light perfume helps, use wet wipes, and shower in the morning.
No one on reddit will tell you the truth because they' get banned for stating the obvious. Enjoy the echo chamber.
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I'm glad I'm a ricecel and just don't smell like anything pretty much ever. That said I do shower every day.
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Personally I prefer to stinkmaxx. It's been two weeks since I last wasted precious water on a shower. I find people treat me a lot better now and tend to stay out of my way.
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The cope comment chain about showering at night being the problem is sending me. Lots of people shower at night and somehow manage to not smell like crap the next day.
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Most people can shower without needing to scrub between fat rolls
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One of the cute things I appreciate about the Jappos is that they'll wash themselves before fricking
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wait so if they shower at night they don't shower in the morning??
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That's a 23 year old in "that" body...
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"People" have smells. People dont reek
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If I could ban you I would.
This screed is a bunch of nonsense, I assume.
I didn't read any of it, but the amount of words is unacceptable.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1h1ip03/help_with_body_odor/:
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