Leviathan lady unsatisfied with what Chipotle workers made her takes matters into her own hands and goes behind the counter to make her own slop. Complete with double portions of sour cream and meat. Assaults Chipotle workers when they try to stop her.

https://x.com/TheMiguelCAFE/status/1870989740524339424

She of course goes out of her way to explain why she committed assault and sues Chipotle.

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/chipotle-presses-charges-against-woman-who-attacked-employee-north-east-dc-rhode-island/65-3e955a83-2162-47e9-8564-013ddb1cec3f

She now getting charges pressed against her.

Don't worry though she left with a bowl of slop after assulting the workers.

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:#marseywtf2:

That b-word is built like a defensive lineman.

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Idk give her the ball, say there is a burrito inside, and there is a utility knife in the end zone she can use to cut it out. She might make a decent running back as long as she understands the other teams d line is trying to also eat her burrito. Looking for the utility knife would be the greatest touchdown celebration ever.


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