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Gooning is the opposite of exercise. There's no cardio to speak of, you barely move most of your body (which can lead to blood clots and muscle cramps), plus you're in a state of constant hypertension from the excitement.
Don't get me wrong, gooning is great, but it sure as heck ain't exercise.... Half of gooners will probably die of a heart attack mid goon.
How dare you even suggest exercise right now? You think I haven't been battling enough already? Do you not understand that I might have a chronic illness, one that often leaves me barely able to get out of bed, let alone run on some treadmill for your idea of health? And let's not even get started on the emotional toll of living in a country where transphobia is running rampant, where every day I have to remind myself that my existence is valid in the face of a society that insists on othering people who are just trying to live their lives. Racism is worse than ever, and Christian fundamentalism is creeping into every corner of this land, thanks to the reelection of someone who embodies hate. My body and mind are under siege in ways you clearly can't comprehend, and the audacity to tell me to exercise, as if it's just a matter of motivation, is beyond insulting. You want me to focus on something like that when I'm just trying to survive a world that's becoming more hostile with every passing day? No, I'm sorry, I don't have the "spoons" for this.
You will never have a real eating disorder. You have no angst. No delusion. No compulsion. You are a skinny person twisted by self-improvement and health into a crude mockery of true thinness.
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Gooning is basically exercise
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Pizza is a vegetable
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Both the food and the user
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Gooning is the opposite of exercise. There's no cardio to speak of, you barely move most of your body (which can lead to blood clots and muscle cramps), plus you're in a state of constant hypertension from the excitement.
Don't get me wrong, gooning is great, but it sure as heck ain't exercise.... Half of gooners will probably die of a heart attack mid goon.
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There plenty of cardio if you're gooning the right way (chasing women at night)
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That's
, which is in its own catergory of sport.
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It's a sport! We call it 'R*pe-O'![:marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysoylentgrin.webp)
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That sounds more like a cleaning product.
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I've heard men say "he has such a r*pe-o". Is this what your thinking of?
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Have you ever been r*ped Bussy?
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No, but the first guy who r*pes me is definitely gonna have a R*PE-O!![:marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysoylentgrin.webp)
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One of my friends said his grandfather who was a cop stumbled across this during a wellness check one time.![:vomit: :vomit:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/vomit.webp)
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I'd rather it be a cop than someone who knows me!
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How dare you even suggest exercise right now? You think I haven't been battling enough already? Do you not understand that I might have a chronic illness, one that often leaves me barely able to get out of bed, let alone run on some treadmill for your idea of health? And let's not even get started on the emotional toll of living in a country where transphobia is running rampant, where every day I have to remind myself that my existence is valid in the face of a society that insists on othering people who are just trying to live their lives. Racism is worse than ever, and Christian fundamentalism is creeping into every corner of this land, thanks to the reelection of someone who embodies hate. My body and mind are under siege in ways you clearly can't comprehend, and the audacity to tell me to exercise, as if it's just a matter of motivation, is beyond insulting. You want me to focus on something like that when I'm just trying to survive a world that's becoming more hostile with every passing day? No, I'm sorry, I don't have the "spoons" for this.
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I thought scientists have known that too much internet and too little exercise is superbad for you mentally for a while now.
That sociologist (I know. I KNOW.) Jonathan Haidt has been yelling about this for years at this point.
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Johnathan Haidt is a Gigachud according to Redditors
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I dunno about that. I'll go on all-day hikes and bike rides, and I'm still checking rDrama non-stop.
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1im6k36/researchers_in_china_found_that_exercise_reduces/:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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