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Having a fairly healthy BMI in Texas is like having superpowers
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You will never have a real eating disorder. You have no angst. No delusion. No compulsion. You are a skinny person twisted by self-improvement and health into a crude mockery of true thinness.
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she wasnt even running fast
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Dude, do you even run from the cops?!?!?
She accelerated like a cheetah at first, which already put her out of tazer range. There was no reason to keep sprinting after that, especially in shoes like those, although she could have literally run circles around them. She was home free, unless they shot her...
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To be fair, all female cops seem overburdened between their vest and equipment belt. I knew a female cop who had a very fit build, but she looked like a blimp with all of her kit on.
These particular cops are fat too, but im just sayin'.
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Cops are meant to have some fitness standards that keep them above the average person..
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Is it even realistic for a fit cop to be able to catch a normal bmi person when the cop is wearing 20+ lbs of shit on them? Essentially, the cop either has to catch you in the first sprint or get lucky. The taser for sure levels the playing field a bit. I feel pretty confident outrunning a cop on foot. I don't feel as confident in my ability to catch a decent jogger if I have to carry an extra 20 lbs.
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That's what the guns are for, they're supposed to pull them out and start blasting
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Joggers usually aren't great sprinters and weight isn't a huge deal below 200 yards. Work on sprints and you'll put joggers into the pavement within the first 20 seconds every time.
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Maybe I'm biased but almost every distance race begins with a sprint. Working on sprints would work for 85% of the population, but the 15% that is actually in decent shape gives the cops very little chance these days
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No they don't. Distance races begin with an overly fast pace because adrenaline but we're talking a fast 800 pace not a fast 200 pace.
I watched a triathlete get bodied in the 200 by an out of shape ex soccer player on the near end of obese.
Sprinting is it's own event and if you aren't training for it you will never have a chance against someone who does in the first few hundred yards.
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True, but that fugitive was actually pretty fit.
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She's not even running that fast neighbor. That's barely above jogging pace in what appears to be casual shoes.
You're a fatty.
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She's wearing shitty shoes for running, but was still easily able to get away.
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Let's see how fast you can run in shoes like those, r-slur.
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Why didn't they just shoot her? Do cops in america not have guns?
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Two foid cops and they didn't magdump somebody? Heck must have frozen.
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I think Texas bullets are meant to inflict heart attacks/artery disease, so it doesn't even affect fit people
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Shooting someone because you're too fat to run them down is incel coded.
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True fact: obese cops were found to be at a higher risk of fatal gun wounds due to being too fat to fit into body armor.
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They need to recruit even fatter cops so their fat will absorb the bullet.
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DR stone did it, but without the fat
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just shoot them in the leg or something
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!slots 1000
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yt woman
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hope she went back for that bag
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I was thinking the same thing. Shoulda circled around and grabbed it
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They are sporting two layer body armor.
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aim for the belly
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No trans lives matter
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They should make the next Paul Blart movie with a female protagonist
In fact, they should copy over the top 2015 messaging
ITS LONG PAST TIME
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corpus kristi more like corpulent karens
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She should have circled around and grabbed her purse
unless they were chasing her because it wasn't her purse
in which case, gg
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Corpus crispy creme
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The Fattest of Them All
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Retro banger
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Frick the Corpos for making him change his name.
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The one thing funnier than fatties running is fatties running to Yakety Sax
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Apparently Bong wokescolds torpedoed Benny Hill's career. Yet another reason to despise the Bongs.
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you gotta be shittin me
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This kind of thing never gets old
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Ancient video
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Is that a rDrama Marsey gif?
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In the land of the fats, the smallfat is king.
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Locomotives are faster than Crown Vics.
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Is that Annie?
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If you run like a fat frick you shouldn't be a cop.
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There's beaches there
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Another day another burger cop L, she was going for a jog. Could even circle back and get her purse.
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not if you were in a place worth living, when i lived in the heights in houston everyone was young attractive and either skinny or jacked, no fatties (or the very rare fatty).
The only fat person i consistently saw was grant pinkerton, who lived above his bbq restaurant (the best in the world)
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Imagine bragging about living in Houston.
Look, I spent half a decade living in the nicest place in WI but even the nicest place in WI is still WI.
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not bragging, more sad that i live in new orleans now and everyone is fat and gross here
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nah, i live in new orleans now and everyone here is fat and gross
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