Putin 'calls up OBESE 20st retired general to lead forces in Ukraine' https://mol.im/a/10954233 via https://dailym.ai/android
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New Russian general appointed, and boy is he faaaaaat
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An army marches on its stomach.
The Ukrainians don't stand a chance.
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Holy shit.
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General Gobbles
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wtf this would be an absolute unit for a burger this dude needs to lay off the borsht
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His diet allegedly includes a liter of vodka a day. So, abstemious for a Russian.
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That's more than a normal person's daily calorie intake just in alcohol.
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The absolute liver in this lad
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russian moids run on vodka
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This one doesn't run
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Hate to break your circlejerk, but there is no mention of a Russian "General Pavel" (which is a first name - Paul) in either Latin or Cyrillic script outside of a couple of UK tabloids. I tried. The only sources, even when searching in Russian, are of a 61-year-old Czech general - Petr Pavel.
This is a really, really weak fake news.
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Yea yea
But look at the SIZE of this fella
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Whoever that is - he is pretty incredibly ball-shaped, I'll definitely agree to that
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I heard he ate your last general
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Oh, it's propaganda!
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Yes but it sounds good
'An interview with a man, solely responsible for tipping the scales of war, after he literally ate Kyiv, like it was a chicken Kiev.
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Yea, but the fact that I believed it tells you a lot about the state of society and also that all the other things I believe are true.
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This is literally a turned tables moment
I quote you, after your pinned posts end up being called out not all that legit
Yes, but it was funny.
Wait. I'll find you a kitten and will try to find a specific vkontakte link to a better story than this one.
Edit.
Here is a pic of dangerous predators hunting
And I the link is old a s dead but it's this - 5 feet 4 kazakh/russian skinheads vkontakte account with one pic featuring a lady he totally didn't pay to have a photo with, many pics of his BMW and one of certain austrian painter.
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It is funny, I'm not seething about the post. Do you have any beef with me pointing out that it's dogshit?
PS. Really cute dangerous predators!
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Nope
But also - kazach skinhead is a way more believable story.
Imagine the group photo with his compatriots.
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Yes, but I see an absolute bloatlord wrapped in a camouflage tent, which is funny
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This can't be real.
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Besides the fact that fat ex soldiers exist....yes, this is fake af
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phew
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Yes, way more generals have to die before russians would roll out Ivan Fatty.
Idk maybe they should, he looks like a person who could literally eat the opposition
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Putin would never suspect this man of mismanaging the ration supplies
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Fake or not, its all about hate!
#RussiaTooFat
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General Pavel died in 2012 according to Wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Grachev
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wonder what killed him
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So incredible, it must be true!
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20 russian generals were killed
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I don't know how much "20 stone" is since I don't speak archaic bonglish, but judging by the picture, it's a lot.
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Its a fricking lie. This guy is way over 280 lbs unless he's actually a midget. He's like 350.
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you've known he's killing off everyone else. you fricking know he's gonna come a calling. and you just sit there and eat and eat instead of try to get away.
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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The Russians are so desperate they’re drafting the fatties.
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A true Russian bear.
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Clearly an american double agent
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Lmao this reminds me of how the head of the russian version of NASA was axed for repeated drunken brawling
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all russian generals are addicted to shit. Be it alcohol or food, whatever helps them cope
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This is going nowhere in 2 weeks
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So.,, Borschtplanet?
I always kind of wondered what Pluto would look like with a hat.
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Fat Gum
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Men, I know the enemy has artillery sighted in to defend the Tendie factory, but we must send another wave of attackers to seize this critical objective
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Das right! Saw this before on /r/GravySEALS kek
https://old.reddit.com/r/GravySEALS/comments/v77o5a/i_only_battle_for_borscht_comrade/
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Wtf I love fat people now
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I can see why McDonalds was never going away in Russia now.
!blackjack500
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