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This is what everyone in this thread that doesn't have the thin badge probably looks like.

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Can I get thin badge please I am 20.2 BMI, but I don't want to send pic because you will know where I live and burn my house down. :marseybegging:

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just send a pic of your scale/arm/whatever. meta data is stripped from photos uploaded to the site and I honestly dont give a shit where you live anyway.

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Verify me harder, daddy. Don't wanna do body because I've been working rooftop solar this past week

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Gonna need an arm or something. You have obese toes.

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Replace this text with an appropriate variant from /r/watchescirclejerk

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ill take it. the space between your thighs is reminiscent of thinness.

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Mmm that's right, keep talking about what's between my thighs

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Yeah Niko is honestly my spitting image.

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oh yeah i forgot that was a thing

i had this great idea to make a thread titled

i made a badge for all the fatties who were too fat to get the thin badge

with the body of the post being

ok i didn't actually make a badge but i expect someone else to make it and give it to people and give me all the credit

and now i've just made it a comment no one will see instead. i'll probably get about the same amount of DC anyway.

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Please give me my badge. I posted a very revealing pic. Please.


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How is he not dead?

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I imagine it's some sort of deal with devil where he gets to live forever but only if he continues to accumulate mass. He'll be the one of the first humans to reach 1,000 pounds inshallah.

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oh sweaty there’s been like 15 or so fatties that got to be more an 1000lb it’s just shocking yo

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If they ever squat it will be a world record

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Bruh how? You better not be lying to me


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How do your organs function at 1400 pounds? This is fricked

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so fricked bb 😢😣 organs r working double time but frick our bodies can tolerate a lot of strain.…couldn’t even imagine not been able to walk or keep myself clean it’s like a living night terror :marseywtf:

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Granpop better hustle the frick up

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He's """only""" 400 pounds, and """only""" been fat for, what, 5 years? He's got at least another decade left unless something serious goes undiagnosed. I honestly think the oxygen mask is just for show.

I mean I wish he'd kick the bucket but I wouldn't hold my breath. Boogie was bigger for longer, and like a decade older, and didn't have any imminent risk of dying.

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He was literally a cute twink when he started. He was almost still skinny on Tosh.0 like 5, 6 years ago?

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Yep. And obesity isn't nearly as deadly as dramautists like to think, with how often we laugh at fat grifters dying. My grandpa is like 80, probably 350-400 pounds, has had multiple heart attacks, extremely diabetic, and probably not gonna die anytime soon. I mean he just takes an extra shot of insulin if he feels like downing a tub of icecream. It's actually absurd. I'm just thankful it's because his diet is insane and isn't a genetic thing :marseysweating:

The 300 pound 35 year olds that suddenly die usually had something else going on or else just got their... :marseycool: just desserts :marseycool:

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YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!

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Jesus, is your grandpa able to walk? I can't imagine how fricked his knees must be from that weight for that long

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Barely

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Dude with your genetics you could live to like 150.

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O SAY CAN YOU SHART

IN THE LOCAL WALMART

WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED

FROM ANUS' LAST LEAKING

WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS

THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT

O'ER AISLES WE WATCHED...

SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING

AND MUTT'S NAPPY HAIR

NAEGROES EVERYWHERE

GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE

IS 56% DISGRACE

O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED

BUMMER YET CUUUUUUUT

FOR THE LAND OF SHAAAART

AND THE HOME OF THE MUUTTTT

O' THUS WILL IT BE EVER

THROUGH THE MART THAT IS FREE

THERE IS NO MALL COP

WE NEED NOT TO FEAR PAUL BLART

SO I TAKE UP THIS CART

THROUGH THE MART'S GROCERIES

WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS

A WET GREASY FEELING

IT WAS TRICKLING DOWN

AND INCREDIBLY BROWN

THE SHART IN THE MART

IT STANK UP THE WHOLE TOWN

O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED

MOTORCART YET DRIVE

O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHAAAART

AND THE HOME OF THE MUUUUTTT

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I mean yeah but obesity can trigger a ton of hidden health problems that wouldn't go off if their bodies weren't being so taxed, like gout. And internally there's different kinds of Fatism. Sometimes you get a secret bloatmaxxer like your grandpa, sometimes you get a dead zoomer because their heart valves were slightly smaller than average.

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hyperborean ukrainian genes

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u seen Tammy tho right? Lordy how she keeps going is some He works in mysterious ways shit fr

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Tammy lives out of pure spite for everyone around her

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Poor Amy n Gage 😔😣

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Who?

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oh sweaty im sorry to do this to u but here she’s the fattest one from 1000lb sisters on TLC. I come from the fph n munchsnarkers side of drama n ooooh I just love ‘em

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oh wtf

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just ur typical Southern gal bb 🥰🥰 I bet she can’t even eat greasy greens just bc they green colored fricking hamhock looking b-word 🫢🫢

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I can appreciate almost any grift, and these mongoloids are probably making good TV money, but I just can't get on board with this one. Why would you do this to yourself? What is wrong with these people?!?!

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Why would you do this to yourself? What is wrong with these people?!?!

don’t make me seriouspost 🥲 but I got fam n friends big like BIG n like they don’t notice portion sizes they drink sody they don’t eat veggies unless fried dont walk more an like maybe at most 100 steps a day to fridge couch ladies room n back again on food stamps so claim u can’t get nutritious foods Lordy I can go on n on bb 🙄😫 but mostly it’s just a lack of discipline n takin responsibility for ur own actions in life

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do you have any good judgemental women subs? deuxmoi has gotten kinda overloaded with amber stuff, frozen linked me some good ones like blogsnark and illnessfakers and i want moooore

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illnessfakers went down plus munchsnark there was like crazy mod drama iirc. there’s a private munch sub but u gotta dm the mod 😒 n it takes awhile ask @TED_SIMP she knows the IF mod. Munch servers gonna prolly be ur best bet if u don’t want to go to lolcow or kf sweetie n tbf deuxmoi the only bigger one I go to nowadays 😔 we lose so much when we get b& 😖

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fr.... the primary victim of reddit :marseyban:s is women 😔

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frfr 😣

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I'm not one to defend fatties but I think they have some kind of condition. I kinda know a guy that looks like these two. Same pertruding forehead, same nose, same face really. He has an extra chromosome or one less or some shit? Dude's a monster. He'd be like, 6'8" if his spine wasn't fricked up, size 17 feet, 500 pounds. He's a bit of r-slur too but I think that's mostly because his parents baby him.

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Wtf.

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I respect his grift

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I mean honestly, do you?


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No

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Lol fat people are fricking gross. My dr said mt cholesterol was a little high so I exercised everyday and ate healthy to fix it. This guy is on an oxygen mask and STILL is eating tons of cheese burgers. All fatties should be put in camps.

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Still thinner than boogie2988 lol

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Remember about 6 month ago when the h3h3cels decided he was actually based?


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Well of course they did, same body type solidarity

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That passed me by. Was there a post here?

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ive only been here for 4 days but i can probably find some reddit proof give me a bit


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Nikocado Avocado, is a Ukrainian-born American Internet celebrity

Once a pig, always a pig.

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He doesn't even finish the food


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:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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That's how you know he got maximum gorge. If he finished the food then it's likely he could have eaten more.

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I’ve never made it more than 20 seconds into any video of this genre. The fact that these exist and there is apparently a market for them is irrefutable proof that society has degraded far past the point where a gamma ray burst would be better than we deserve.

:#marseydisgust:

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It's cool when it's cute asian men/women who weigh, idk, maybe 140?

Americans ruin everything

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Serious question: what kind of people watch this shit unironically? Children?

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I think most people just hate-watch him tbh

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He's a flamboyant gay man, so probably foids

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ur dogs r so cute 😍

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took this one yesterday of piglet

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:cryingatcuteness: tysm she’s adorable bb

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This makes me want to fast for 5 days again

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If I pull that mask off will he die

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:#marseycia:

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capitalism is effective in allocating resources

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There is no way he is 400 pounds. He looks 250, maybe 300 at most depending on his height.

EDIT: Christ, no he's definitely 400, the shirt conceals it. Go to 8:45. What a monstrosity.

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They took this from you

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I honestly respect Nick and his husband at this point. They’re both fat with an onlyfans and just don’t care. Plus they’re good for drama :marseyscooter:

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there is a lot of top tier commentary on this guy

this isn't that. it's just some dumb shit from h3h3 reddit.

still here it is kinda interesting https://old.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/s8dmb6/i_paid_for_nikocados_patreon_to_find_out_why/?sort=controversial


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Hey he looks like the guy in the sidebar.

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I'm fat and hate this thing so much.

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Just eat a bullet you fat frick. Its faster and you wont be a burden to your family and society.

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May Allah destroy America without mercy

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In order to completely abolish s*x, women themselves would have to be abolished. All women must be quarantined like the plague they are, so that they can be used in a manner that actually benefits a civilized society. In order carry this out, there must exist a new and powerful type of government, under the control of one divine ruler, such as myself. The ruler that establishes this new order would have complete control over every aspect of society, in order to direct it towards a good and pure place. At the disposal of this government, there needs to be a highly trained army of fanatically loyal troops, in order to enforce such revolutionary laws.

The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. If I can’t have them, no one will, I’d imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this. Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated.

A few women would be spared, however, for the sake of reproduction. These women would be kept and bred in secret labs. There, they will be artificially inseminated with sperm samples in order to produce offspring. Their depraved nature will slowly be bred out of them in time.

Future generations of men would be oblivious to these remaining women’s existence, and that is for the best. If a man grows up without knowing of the existence of women, there will be no desire for s*x. Sexuality will completely cease to exist. Love will cease to exist. There will no longer be any imprint of such concepts in the human psyche. It is the only way to purify the world.

In such a pure world, the man’s mind can develop to greater heights than ever before. Future generations will live their lives free of having to worry about the barbarity of s*x and women, which will enable them to expand their intelligence and advance the human race to a state of perfect civilization.

It is such a shameful pity that my ideal world cannot be created. I realized long ago that there is no way I could possibly rise to such a level of power in my lifetime, with the way the world is now. Such a thing will never become a reality for me, but it did give me something to fantasize about as I burned with hatred towards all women for rejecting me throughout the years. This whole viewpoint and ideology of abolishing s*x stems from being deprived of it all my life. If I cannot have it, I will do everything I can to DESTROY IT.

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