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Redditor need help passing fitness exam

					
					

Some good replies anf very little jannying suprisingly

Of all the posts on this sub, this is the most laughable.

If you can’t pass the physical you don’t deserve to do whatever it’s gate keeping.

You also have so little intelligence, you didn’t even say what would be involved.

You should probably give up, cause you’re a fricking laughing stock.

:marseybased:

Bathsalts provide a +20 to all stats but intelligence and charisma

:marseystims:

People will do literally anything to avoid diet and exercise smh

:marseyhesright:

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I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this question.

I've always treated fat people like everyone else. But one thing that I have noticed over the years of being a professional landlord is 100% of the time fat people are awfully hard on the properties, much much more so than everyone else. They don't intend to. But their body weight and their clumsiness always break things a lot more.

Especially the potty. Pottys always become loose and leaky. I think this happens because fat people have to rock themselves back and forth in order to get up, thus loosening breaking the bolts and flange over time. This always turned to hundreds or thousands of dollars in repairs.

After this last round of repairs, all because of an obese ex-tenant, I'm considering not renting to fat people anymore.

Yes, I fully understand I'm going to get the collective wrath of reddit by asking this question.

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Cara Cunningham (LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE MTF trans) posts several videos a day of her stuffing her face.

She's trying to pull a nikacvoaodcanikovavcacodo and it's baffling.

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Classic chadposting
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Bad news chubcells, it turns out that Gigachad is real
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Based on the pics, it definitely seems on purpose, especially when she added “I think it’s twins”

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I’m disgusting

I’m disgusting

So, I took my daughter to the urgent care today to get tested for a UTI. The nurse that saw us asked my daughter “so what are you having…a baby brother or sister”? My daughter said brother (in a confused way). She didn’t understand (she’s 5). I have 2 other kids as well, one of them younger than her.

I have not been able to lose the weight on my stomach from being pregnant back to back with these kids, no matter how hard I have tried. But I just think I look fat — not pregnant!?

I have attached a link to a picture of me from the urgent care today. I guess you can all take a look at it and see what you think. Like I said I have tried everything to eliminate it.

So I just kept nodding my head in agreement with this nurse and she said she thinks it might be twins!? So my reply to her (and the only response I made) was “yeah it’s twins”.

I am so disgusting 🤮 I hate myself.

https://imgur.com/a/7LNz1Xd

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Official US Army height/weight requirements: Uncle Sam does not want you (Fats and Manlets)

https://usarmybasic.com/army-physical-fitness/army-height-weight-standards

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fatties seethe when told they should buy 2 plane tickets

					
					

These comments are seriously so awful and I doubt any of you would be ashamed, let alone say this to a fat persons face, but you won't and you should be. Fat people are in fact, people, and instead of tearing them down, consider the circumstances you and them find yourselves. Why are seats so small to begin with? Why do airlines oversell their seats? Literally go to therapy to understand why you hate fat people so much and hope to whatever God you pray to that you never find yourself on the opposite end of this post. I hope all your toast is soggy, your efforts go unnoticed and unappreciated and your peepees continuously go limp mid thrust. Yall are seriously some exceptionally hateful people.

someone give me the odds this person has a bmi under 30

:#marseychonker:

Jesus frick, y’all in the comments don’t even think fat people are human beings. It is possible to be pissed off about your own shitty experience without dehumanizing people.

:#chadnocapy:

On the flip side, just because you’re thin doesn’t mean you are nice to sit next to on a flight. As a big dude, I am consciously holding my legs and arms tucked in and out of your way the whole time, willfully holding a still as possible out of courtesy. I can’t count the times I’ve been seated next to a thin person who can’t sit still for two hours…. Please just chill out and stop fidgeting with your bag/phone/snack, jabbing me with your pointy elbows every time.

Can confirm. I recently sat next to a thin person and he manspread into my legroom the entire flight.

that's a lot of copium :marseycope:

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Maher rips into fatties again
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Are you seriously fricking telling me that Gigachad doesn't exist

No, just no. I refuse to believe that Gigachad doesn't exist. He's real and some day, I will be like him. Sure, I'm getting older, no one gives a shit about soprano saxophone anymore and I haven't had a date since the pandemic started but not cooming gives my body more energy to turn into muscle. My hydroponic garden is growing tons of spinach, I sous vide a steak every day and am toeing the line on overtraining. I hate the antichrist and watch videos of Brazilian motorcycle muggers getting killed for motivation. That blocky face is my only goal, my only motivation in life (no homo). I will be Gigachad, the only other option is death.

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Johnny Rotten? More like Johnny Glutton :marseysmug2:

I had no idea he got this big at some point. He may have laid off eating all that krill :marseysting: and lost that weight since 2018 though. I just found this shocking

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All the "but I need it to work" shit is fricking stupid, I work ten hour shifts in the 90+ degree heat without eating a single thing. If you feel lightheaded just drink a energy drink, it very simple.

Honestly even two meals a day is too much for your average burger. Just eat one and stop being so whiny.

It's been 40 hour since I've last eaten anything and I still feel perfectly fine

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White straggots are 67% more likely to be overweight than a bussy-rider. Latinx and Asian straights are 150% more likely. Smaller (11%) but directionally same effect among Blacks. (All computed from table 3 for "current age.")

:#marseychartscatter:

Why can't you straights put the fork down even when it's killing you?

Just try two weeks to flatten your curves. Wearing a mask can protect against compulsively shoving calories in your mouth. Get a close-fitting one without space for fries on the side! Don't forget that obesity is contagious, so this isn't just about choosing your own risk.

:#marseyscooter:

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Huge slapfight between soccer profile pictures and fats
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Woman's fit2fat transformation receives less than adequate praise

					
					

F/23/5’3” [120lbs < 182lbs = 62lbs] (2 years) A little different than most posts here but on the left was a self conscious girl who was starving herself and now I may be heavier but my mental health is much better off!

Even the top comments are gently telling her she's a fat frick now:

None of this is to knock your mental progress. I think you've made fantastic strides there and your smile is incredible. But there's a middle ground between starving and overeating which I'm trying to find myself too.


I do not mean to offend you, or trivalize your mental health gains, just saying don't dismiss physical, as physical/mental are connected!

The rest of the comment section is a graveyard of [removed]:

OP is severely overweight and I’m very glad she has made mental progress but this is not okay[removed]


She looks beautiful in every photo. [-75]

That one stayed up. I wonder what the mods of /r/progresspics weigh.

120 lbs is a normal weight for a 5'3" woman. I'm glad you are feeling better, mentally now. Hopefully you can find some balance for long term health, physically and mentally. [+21][removed]

I understand you’re trying to be kind but the first thing is really not helpful or kind to say to someone recovering from disordered eating. Just thought id let you know[-4]

The amount of calories required for a 5'3" woman to weigh 180lbs necessitates disordered eating.

This is like extolling the virtues of trading a pain killer addiction for alcoholism. Neither one is good[+19][removed]


Not to be disrespectful bc I'm super glad your mental health is better, but if you went from undereating to over eating then...I've been there and right now you're better than your worst definitely, but you are not your best. [removed, bitched out by mod]


It is not progress to watch someone becoming obese before your eyes. The lack of common sense and the harmful unscientific advice and perspective that people in this community blindly give for the sake of reddit karma or whatever useless self-indulgant bullcrap reason they do it is staggering and not actually helpful. As a mental health worker chances are there is far more at play in your mental health than you are stating, and I'd advise that you get some true mental health from a professional as well as work on diet and exercise so that you can maximize your physical and mental health. I'll probably be down voted to heck for this post. Don't give a shit. I'd rather give you some honest perspective and advice.[+11][removed]

This sounds like some harmful unscientific advice bro stfu[-7][removed]

So you are saying that it is harmful and unscientific to not consult with a mental health professional after a person has gained 1/3 extra body weight and has self described mental health issues? Nah I'm good champ, I don't think that I will stfu. Perhaps you should rethink your post, then follow your own advice.[+6][removed]


This post reflects a continued eating disorder. Sorry but that’s the reality. Seek help, not affirmation that everything is fine and better, because it isn’t.[removed]


I really wonder what people are eating when they say they’re starving themselves at a healthy weight. [removed, bitched out by mod]


Now that you're in a better place mental health wise, it is time to take control and reach a healthy weight without starving yourself.[removed, bitched out by mod]

That mod is real pissed about the notion that being obese might be unhealthy. I'm starting to noooootice.....

Oh, what do you know.

I reached my goal weight. I was the happiest I had been in years. Then I gained it all back.

And this was over a year ago. I assume she's even fatter now :marseychonkerfoid:

She started at 250, lost down to 128, then IMMEDIATELY gained back to 237, and is presumably even bigger than her starting weight now. :marseysmug2: Little insecure, huh?

It has taken such a toll on me. I look at pictures of me at my lowest weight and I just cry and cry. I know it’s pathetic but I remember how even then I didn’t truly like the way I looked. I took it for granted. I have become the exact thing I tried so hard to run from.

It was in recent weeks that I became truly fed up. I have exactly 2 shirts of mine that fit me. I frequently wear extremely oversized shirts because I can’t stand to look at myself. I had enough of having nothing to wear and not liking what I looked like in a mirror or in pictures. I had enough of a damaged relationship with food.

lol. lmao. Claims her current weight is 150lbs but I doubt that very very much. Takes a lot of fat to fuel this amount of seething.

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problem thermodynamics?
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