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PegMeMommy they/them 5d ago (reddit.com) 330 thread views #342939 earned 112 coins from votes

Y'all moids need to wash yo butt

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yesimawesome coomin/daily 5d ago #7801897

>has s*x with him all the time, would frick him even more often if their schedule allowed

>wonders why he doesn't bother to put in any extra effort

She seems not to understand how us straggots operate. If I was showering once a year but also banging supermodels, why would I have any strong incentive to shower more often? Part of me would feel bad for exposing the supermodels to my funk, but I'm relatively conscientious for a straggot. Many guys wouldn't even have it occur to them.

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yesimawesome 5d ago #7801963 spent 275 currency on pings

He always showers before they have s*x though because she tells him to do it and he immediately does it.
She hates having to tell him to shower like she's his mother because it kills her lady boner.
Since they schedule all their s*x he should know to clean himself in advance without having to be asked.