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Unbroken they/them Themepark ride designer @ IDF  1yr ago (image post) 1072 thread views #105053

You come home with a guy and see this. What do?

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If I ever ran into this situation and met one of you in the wild, I would first run, then contemplate throwing myself in front of a passing bus, since this was partially my failure.

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But you would've gotten to frick @Shreddedmanlet that's an honor usually only reserved for every hot chick in town.

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Under 5'8 means you're shorter than me and I don't do that. Manlets out :marseynails:

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lol, that's what they all say until they see me shirtless. Then they're ardent German manlet supremacists.

Short Kings can't stop winning.

:marseycapitalistmanlet:

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Honestly, you look asian

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Refer to the DNA test in my signature Chud, I’m German.

And I only look Asian-ish in pictures. IRL I look Aryan AF.

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Lmao, you’re 60% asian or injun and the rest is some mutt mish mash. Typical manlet cope.

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Erasing my German heritage is literal violence.

  1. I look German, being half-chink is irrelevant.

  2. I look German.

  3. I’m taking a trip to Germany next year, going to frick as many German babes as possible, one day I’ll bring back a German wife.

  4. I’ll create more German geniuses in the form of my progeny.

Do better sweaty.

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I look German

Lmbo, not even close.

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I'm serious, please keep us updated on your trip walking up to women in Duestchland and telling them about your Aryan genetics

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If you dont have a s*x dungeon you aint a real german

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Wenn du versuchst, die Jungfrauen zu verführen, vergiß nie <<panzerkampfwagen>> zu brüllen.</panzerkampfwagen>

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What do you weigh, like a buck thirty?

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140 pounds, a lot of mass for my height. Phenomenal proportions.

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German

You’re Asian or some kind of mutt.

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I wonder if anyone noticed the wine :marseyderp:

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Permanent girls wine night in here :marseywinemom:

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Malewife him immediately

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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Why is your comment on top despite having less upvotes ?

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Progressive stack.

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Disgusting

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be happy the beds made with clean sheets n the room nice n tidy tbqhwyf

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I brought her back to clean my place after I'm done messing her up.

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That's what you're telling yourself. Really though you would be creeped out imagining some kind of American Psycho type situation

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i mean if imma normie I just would think it’s starshit or smth kinda be 😒😒 at that but the clean room n made bed help ig

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Oh, I wasn't referring to the Unabomber marseys ... You wouldn't be a little creeped out by a dude who kept his room that clean?

I had a friend who was kinda OCD and weird and some lady told me she got scared he was a serial killer cause of how clean his apartment was... I've been using that as an excuse to never clean my room since

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Omfgoodness ur friend weird no offense bb n no I like cleanliness FR

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We don't deserve you

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Imagine rolling off the bed right onto that cactus. :marseypain:

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S*x

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He’s probably seen my marsey socks so it’s likely we are about to frick

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Poke holes in the condom

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Pegging

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:marseynut:

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I would legit fake my death and move to a new state. Finding out the dude I'm about to hook up with is a dramatard would be such a massive fricking L I would never mentally recover.

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lol is that from the paper craft version I physically made?

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Flush my birth control

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@yall1024 I stole your thing sorry

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:#marseysickos2:

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:#marsey666black:

Snapshots:

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marry

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i bully him and steal all his money, because obviously he's a soft b-word. :scoot:

i mean sure, all i'm gonna be able to buy is a quarter pounder from mcdonalds with his entire life savings but still.

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I do the s*x

:#marseytwerkingtalking:

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Drop trou and spread bussy :marseyshortbus:

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I need at least a queen size if I’m sharing a bed.

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>protection, off

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Frick his brains out

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Frick him in the butt

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