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Why do people ever pretend there's a chance of any kind of invasion of America lol.

I don't even think the entire world combined has the naval ability to establish a beachhead in America.

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It will never happen while united

But what if it wasn't anymore

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Which country has the sealift ability to invade america?

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What's that, bringing war vehicles and shit to foreign soil?

The one that does it through Canada

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Canada does not have the correct terrain for large numbers of military equipment to be moved through it lol.

Mexico is the land route, except the US military has a fricking armor armada stationed there, so gl with that one.

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Yeah I guess it's kinda bumpy and filled with trees

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And leaves

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You can run those right over, no problem king

Also it's spelled "Leafs", burger

Smdh (syrup my dang hashbrown)

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I wrote leafs but my leafphobic autocorrect jumped in to erase their existence.

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Because I want to die in a nationalist struggle against people I don’t like while using really cool TM weapons.

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Cause everyone wants to see Murica at full strength lol. Can you imagine all 12 aircraft carriers and the 3 largest of the largest airforces in the world in combat at once 🤩🤩.

Darn looks like Russia caught up.

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That's why I assume warhawks exist, they just wanna see what kind of cool shit they can do lol

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Lol yeh it's also why DDR was so relatable to the avg person.

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Bipoc women stand united with china against Republicans and trans

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I hate british women

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Daily womyn are not violent solely because of their incompetence.

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That's why we use hobos; they're far more interesting to watch.

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:#marseypopcorntime:

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Can't play the shit without logging in.

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Use nitter

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Uploaded it to catbox:

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How could white supremacy do this??

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She can't even break the glass with the pole lmao.

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neat. sad.

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>IDK why this is funny but if China did attempt a land invasion via amphibious assault they have to effectively go through >Military blockades >Urban gangbangers >Suburban gunslingers >Rural militias Citizens armed to the teeth. Besides our oceanic advantage no one is invading us

Lol this r-slur actually thinks any of these groups (except the actual military) could stand against a foreign military. Even the chinks could handle a few gangbangers and gunnuts.

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yeah and if you wanna go to the mall you have to do the same. That will show the chinx

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The sheer amount of :marseygunnut: isn’t enough to stop an invasion but I wouldn’t want to patrol cities and suburbs where millions of people literally have such hard wet dreams about it that they have to take a cold shower every night just to get back to bed.

Sounds like a shitty place to invade.

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Amerimutts continue to have no idea what war means. If you get invaded by anybody, your houses get fricked, your kids randomly die or disappear, your neighborhood becomes a mine infested wasteland and you become a sad little beaten dog of misery. If anyone in that state "fights back" that person is completely mental knowing full well that the occupying force will retaliate by raping the next group of innocent teenage women and shooting up some more suspects of doing the same thing. You become a tool if you get invaded. :marseypoor:

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afghanistan but orders of magnitude worse?

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Is that even possible?

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Like 1% of Afghans had outdated hand-me-down Soviet equipment, do you know how many burgers have modern guns? I'm not convinced all the official militaries on the planet combined (including America's) could firmly hold America if even 10% of the population was fighting back, shitty informal guerillas are already proven to be monstrously effective even against modern heavy equipment

Assuming it doesn't balkanize and everyone starts shooting each other, at least

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Burgers live concentrated in cities and most would die without access to 24/7 running water, electricity etc. Plus I think even Afg could have been won if burgers went scorched earth enough. They fight with medieval ethics, act like Timur and they'll fall in line. :marseyshrug:

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afghanies also had religious cause and fanatical devotion to their holy book. burgers only care about gasoline and macdonalds availability

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Most afghans hate the taliban, it really wasn't that many people fighting back :marseyshrug: I imagine there's a higher proportion of rightoids begging for an excuse to shoot, than there were people resisting the US in afghanistan

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Most afghans hate the taliban

this is top cope. "not my president" secularist style :marseyxd:

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Lmfao like the entire country turned on the Taliban when the US rolled in in 2001. Radical muzzie leaders who swore they had the backing of the Afghan people were sold out by their brothers for the cost of stale MRE cookies.

The larger populace just supports whoever will give them the most money and has the most ability to drop bombs on their heads. There’s literally zero loyalty beyond the immediate family.


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Lmfao like the entire country turned on the Taliban when the US rolled in in 2001. Radical muzzie leaders who swore they had the backing of the Afghan people were sold out by their brothers for the cost of stale MRE cookies.

Did bush tell you this? lmao :#marseybush:

The larger populace just supports whoever will give them the most money and has the most ability to drop bombs on their heads. There’s literally zero loyalty beyond the immediate family.

Most afghans hate the taliban

u see the irony between the statements?

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???? did you not see how many afghans were horrified that the taliban took over again? having a monopoly on violence doesn't actually require being popular, and it's not a big secret that they cause huge amounts of suffering

your same logic is saying random africans are happy about living under warlords just because they have the same religion and ethnicity, but in fact most people don't like living under violent regimes that kidnap kids and chop heads off anyone that doesn't pay the monthly labor tax. no amount of indoctrination is going to convince ordinary people it's a good thing to have their kids conscripted

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but in fact most people don't like living under violent regimes that kidnap kids and chop heads off anyone that doesn't pay the monthly labor tax

true, but the Taliban are not like that.

???? did you not see how many afghans were horrified that the taliban took over again?

so did many liberals in the USA when Trump won if the media focuses on them, you can make anyone see anything. Especially the big city slikers

(can't believe I am literally defening the taliban)

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I think that’s only true if the invading military isn’t perfectly ok with killing huge quantities of the civilian population

Romans killed a third of Gaul, British killed tons of Africans and Indians, and mostly things calmed down for both of them

Then again Nazis/Japs dealt with partisans in Russia/China forever and ended up losing even though they were happy killing a ton of them, but that’s mostly because they were too overextended to clean things up like they wanted to. The Red Army/Chinese Armies beat them, not the guerrillas

I just think guerrillas aren’t a big threat if you’re fine with killing a lot of men women and children

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Look at Native Americans they fought forever until there was like 20 left

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Yeah and we gave them little shitholes in Wyoming and killed most of them. My point exactly, guerrillas only threatening if you don’t wanna kill them all

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Yeah but they were just bonking each other with branches and shit. Then one day, frogs and bongs arrived and went "lmao wanna do some real damage? Take this boomstick" and their population halved overnight.

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There weren't very many to begin with and were outnumbered like 100:1

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And they knew how to live without WiFi

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That’s why the Second Amendment needs to protect IEDs, MANPADs and ATGMs

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It would take some incredibly contrived circumstances for that kind of genocide to really be worth the costs, approaching a point where you might as well just nuke half the planet

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>ChinX

:marseyhmm:

>nuke half the planet for r-slurred reasons

:marseyhmmm:

Idk sounds plausible to me

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Well if the alternative is you losing anything is worth the cost

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That's not how it works when you're the invader lol, there are definitely worse outcomes than white peace

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The very idea China would want to invade is r-slurred.

They are acting entirely as they historically always have, trying to dominate their region as the middle kingdom. They sit at the centre and everyone else around them is a subservient vasal.

They didn't want to conquer Rome, they now don't want to conquer the US. They want to be kings of their area

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They didn’t conquer rome because it took years to even reach its persion border

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They are gonna fail at that too. Chad India keeps winning. Shouldn't have butchered your own population for one generation worth of economic boost.

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Streetshitters stay coping.

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India is also outside what they see as their domain.

I like India, I also like India superpower 2020 jokes. You breed some A1+ nationalists :marseytunaktunak::marseysaluteindia:

Also, Kohli has turned out

to be a b- Warner at best

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upvoted for dunking on feminist kohli

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>india superpower by 2030posting

lol

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>he doesn't know about Gurkhas.

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aren’t they nepali though? :marseyconfused:

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Nepal and NE India. Scary frickers nonetheless.

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If you think about it, America is perfectly set up to stop a Chinese invasion:

  1. the Chinese will occupy & base their supply chains out of West Coast cities. These will suffer endless attacks of methheads because of the current population.

  2. The Chinese will genocide Californians, making them lose face (and solving the cali-cel question after the war)

  3. The Westoid cowboy gangs will slow their advance over the Rockies and Great Plains

  4. The urban areas of the Midwest and South will be full of armies of Tyrones and Shaneequa's, who refuse to comply with the US government never mind the chinks. The rural areas are filled with armed rednecks.

  5. If the Hillbillies of the Appalachians can't hold them, simply being in Appalachia will demoralize their armies immensely.

  6. Finally, if they get through all that, dealing with East Coast strags and their stupid accents will prove so annoying they will decide to simply return to China and go back into another millennium of isolation.

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Funkopop consumers are helping keep america safe from the Chinese invader

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Blah blah blah literally all you need is non-coast dwellers with guns. Exactly what the coast dwellers want in gun control is what could easily stop this. I’m 99% sure the liberal middle-class does not realize what they are doing.

I’m also 99% sure China will not invade the US. Z

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the Fallout timeline isnt even that fantastical. The US gets warmer, The South loses potential, especially for agriculture, so America lays an eye on Canada. Then China invades Alaska as a show of force and the US snacks Canada as "defense" but rly Lebensraum.

Much more likely than China doing perl harbour but literally in LA.

Obv Fallout isnt a great geopolitical prophecy, but I think the general idea that a Chinese-US war would play mostly in Alaska then Canada is pretty solid, at least as long China can push.

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Twitter and its login bs is killing me

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Then click the actual OP title, not the embed. Still sucks though, I hope Elon goes on a shooting spree makes everyone responsible beg for mercy :marseywholesome:

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Yeah I use the nitter thing, didnt know about the title though, thanks :marseyblowkiss:

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Something tells me this gas station is right on MLK Blvd

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Lmao had yellow got either of those chest or arm stabs a little bit higher black woulda bleed out before the amberlance was even called.

6/10 knife use

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even still she seemed pretty calm for somebody with a gash on their neck, goddarn

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Am I tripping or can you see tendons exposed in her neck?

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I mean it probably helped her not bleed to death?

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Never send a w*man to do a man's job

:#marseysteaming:

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Banger of a title lol

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Lmao the caption

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Snapshots:

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Snappy, NO!

:#marseygasp:

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:#g::#g::#e::#r:

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