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I literally for the life of me don't understand why people find breasts to be fun to look at, they genuinely grosses me out whenever i see a picture of one. I weirdly wish I was as horny for them as other dudes because I feel like I'm missing out on a key feeling in my life. Boobs are hyped up to be the gods ruling this world, the item that wars seem to be fought for, but I don't seem to be able to understand their true power. It's a curse.
I pray that one day, the lord himself will bless me with the ability to go AOOGA and c*m at the speed of light when faced with some fatmilkers, but for now, I'm extremely indifferent and a little grossed out.
Pizza dough > proof yeast, mix with 4ish cups flour and 3 or so cups water
Filling > salami, pepperoni, diced ham, green peppers and mozzarella. Lay it out on the middle 3rd of your dough. If you can't do the weave just fold the left third over then the right and put a couple slashes through the top with a serrated knife.
Sauce > a couple cans of tomatoes, garlic, more oregano than basil, 4 or 5 fennel seeds, bay leaf. Blend it.
Brush a well beaten egg white over the top and sprinkle some herbs on. As a bonus take the yolk and put it in a dish of 50/50 salt/sugar completely covered. Wait 45 min, rinse it off and spread it on a slice of toast.
Theres a couple possibilities. A sponge dough method with a fair amount of lard would be my first guess. You make a very wet sponge that ferments a bit and then mix that with the rest of the dry, using lard would make for a very thin soft crust, with a smooth crumb.
Another possibility would be a fortified dough, similar to what's used for brioche, that uses milk, eggs, and a fat.
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I love this gif. I still don't know what movie it's from. I thought maybe Beyond the Valley of the Dolls but idk.
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Looks good! I always love Italian food.
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Looks good King
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Looks fiyuh
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I literally for the life of me don't understand why people find breasts to be fun to look at, they genuinely grosses me out whenever i see a picture of one. I weirdly wish I was as horny for them as other dudes because I feel like I'm missing out on a key feeling in my life. Boobs are hyped up to be the gods ruling this world, the item that wars seem to be fought for, but I don't seem to be able to understand their true power. It's a curse.
I pray that one day, the lord himself will bless me with the ability to go AOOGA and c*m at the speed of light when faced with some fatmilkers, but for now, I'm extremely indifferent and a little grossed out.
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I mean no, not really.
Pizza dough > proof yeast, mix with 4ish cups flour and 3 or so cups water
Filling > salami, pepperoni, diced ham, green peppers and mozzarella. Lay it out on the middle 3rd of your dough. If you can't do the weave just fold the left third over then the right and put a couple slashes through the top with a serrated knife.
Sauce > a couple cans of tomatoes, garlic, more oregano than basil, 4 or 5 fennel seeds, bay leaf. Blend it.
Brush a well beaten egg white over the top and sprinkle some herbs on. As a bonus take the yolk and put it in a dish of 50/50 salt/sugar completely covered. Wait 45 min, rinse it off and spread it on a slice of toast.
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Theres a couple possibilities. A sponge dough method with a fair amount of lard would be my first guess. You make a very wet sponge that ferments a bit and then mix that with the rest of the dry, using lard would make for a very thin soft crust, with a smooth crumb.
Another possibility would be a fortified dough, similar to what's used for brioche, that uses milk, eggs, and a fat.
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