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I'd love to start a goyslop emporium with the best slop from all around, but I doubt the franchising would be worth it in any way.

The menu would be focused on the hits.

  • Breakfast 24/7 -- BK French Toast and McD pancakes + hashbrown. Don't know which one you feel like? That means you want both.

  • Arby's crinkle fries

  • Arby's curly fries

(these are the only fries)

  • Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches

  • Burger King Whoppers

  • McDonald's Nuggets

  • McDonald's Cones

  • Wendy's Frosties (chocolate only)

  • Taco Bell tacos

  • Taco Bell burrito supreme

  • Pizza Hut personal pans

If the franchising fees didn't kill you, you'd make a million dollars a day.

!goyslopenjoyers !jidf

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Darn, I didn't know you were fat. I always thought you were pretty cool but I guess I'm a bad judge of character :#marseydepressed:

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Bro I don't smoke my own shit, I want to deal. This is the fentanyl equivalent of street heroin.

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I tried it. It was slop. I made a funny.

But it did get me thinking -- why do the fast food places bother with trying to s*x up their menus? It's all the same shit.

How much could you haul in with my idea, assuming you could get discounted franchise fees for reduced menus? Would you be allowed to sell competing products at the same venue?

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Would you be allowed to sell competing products at the same venue?

This is what would get you. The same parent company would be fine (plenty of Taco Bell / KFC combo places around for example) but mixing franchises to this degree wouldn't fly.

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Especially if I'm snubbing the Big Mac in favor of the Whopper and reducing McDonald's to nuggets and dessert.

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