I don't normally buy B&J's because of how r-slurred and preachy they are but they had a tiramisu flavor they discontinued like 10 years ago I really liked. They brought it back in a new form and it's p good.
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I kinda feel like this implicitly concedes that people are fricking eating the fricking entire pint at once.
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I used to but got too fat
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post fupa
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I stopped eating Cherry Garcia. Now I'm just fat because of alcoholism.
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I got that way too. Drinking
on the weekends, drinking 
on Hump Day, drinking 
on Thirsty 
Thursday, even on Muh Alcohol 
Mondays. At some point 
I got tired 
of drinking 
and found 
it no longer brought me joy. Lost 30lbs and got my flat belly back. You can do it I believe 
in you.
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post beer gut
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Wait until you get ahold of the "uncommon" femboy scat flavor.
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Shut up
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I fricking hate you
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Frick you I hate you I hate you
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I would eat the pint with a whole bottle of that chocolate shell coating that freezes on there and wonder why I felt so horrible every time
the pint is 700-800 cal
the bottle of shell was like an additonal 1400
I think that stuff is nothing but sugar and coconut oil
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Coconut oil is also a laxative, so that probably didn't help.
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Did you realize Santa isn;t real recently too?
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This you?
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!Christmaschads It's me and the answer is absolutely yes.
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What are fricking you trying to say, b-word?
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I wasn't trying to say anything because I was explicitly calling you a naive moron
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Okay that's fine as long as you aren't disrespecting my for real homey Santa Claus, motherlover!
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Oh.
I thought it was one of those single serving cups
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is that wierd? I can eat a whole pint in less than 10 minutes causally.Half Bakednis my go to
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I enjoy getting TOPPED because I'm neurodivergent and eat icecream vertically, instead of horizontally 'layer by layer'
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I asked my mom to pick up some Tiramisu for me and she said no because I eat too much junk but also because I'm nearly 40 and need to get my life together.
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Have you tried training your raccoons to attack her when she doesnt do things you want her to do, b-word?
I feel like that would motivate her.
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B-word mum, stay strong babe <3
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Dramatards eating Ben & Jerry's is like redditors playing Hogwarts Legacy.
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I eat Jap food and nut in Jap foids all the fricking time.
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Japanese are whiter than 50% of white supremacists.
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Behave or I will send my Bastard, Jon Rice, Bastard of Ricefell after you
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He's got rounder eyes than most chinks.
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Well he is a fricking bastard of anime
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Ben of Ben & Jerry lacks the senses of smell and taste, which is why their ice cream lacks flavor but does have big chunks he can perceive with the sense of touch
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Its called umami.
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Why couldn't the Ketameen Kween have got ross instead
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That's the flavor
of meat, retar.
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Yeah but what's the alternative, supporting frickin commie eurotrash haagen dazs? Not on my watch.
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I really like Tillamook ice cream
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The strawberry is so good
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Doesn't sound like it
I just checked it was started by some Jewish Polack immigrant. 
@Szrotmistrz explain yourself.
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That's as American as it gets. Stay in flipland altar boy, we worship the flag not the pope here
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Most Polish Jews are Jews first and Polish third, I bear no responsibility for their actions.
My great-grandma being an exception, but she was one of the good ones.
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Isn't it Unilever?
Just like that other Ice Cream brand with the Paedophile symbol logo 
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Isn't it made in like New Jersey or something?
The better alternative is gelato
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Steal it
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uh Blue Bell obviously
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Just don't get food poisoning, lol.
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Talenti!
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I hate that it's actually good. Any time I have an irresistible craving for these commie frickers' ice cream I'll also get a pint of some local brand and ring it up twice at the self checkout instead of giving those buttholes any more money
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Holy fricking smokes. I'm 100% doing this next time I want goyslop.
Probably trips the stock system doe
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OH SHIT NEGRO, THEY BROUGHT IT BACK, b-word?
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THOSE WHINY CUCKS UNTIL I FINISH THAT TUB
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God dammit I was just at the store buying ice cream at request of the fam for this weekend and didn't even look at Ben and Jerry's I'm so mad now!
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Of course it's topped by Big Black Chocolate
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mutts law once again proven true
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If you associate chocolate syrup on vanilla ice cream as interracial s*x that's a problem with you breh
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mutts law isn't technically about interracial s*x but mainly about bringing up bbcs
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This just reminded me I have some ice cream on the fridge. I had been skipping the goyslop the last few days but it's time to consoooom some
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Winter's coming, time to fatmaxx
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since I live on the correct hemisphere it's already winter here
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As annoyingly leftoid and smug/seetheful that their marketing can be sometimes
...they do make some pretty good (if pricey) ice cream, as a proud consoomer of their Cherry Garcia flavor for about a few years now 
...I've done been meaning to get a new pint soon...maybe I'll heed your advice, should it be there...
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