Cheese :marseypizzaslice: steak thread :marseystitch:

Was jerkin it a bit ago and remembered a girl that was a FWB situation. Anyway I invited her over for dinner :marseyturkeyhappy: and I was making cheese :marseypizzaslice: steaks that night :marseysamfisher: and she said that sounds great. So when she finally showed up I was just starting to cook up the peppers and onions. We made out a bit in kitchen :marseyrefrigerator: for awhile and the veggies :marseybellpepper: were ready :marseyexcited: and I was like girl I gotta :marseyparappa: get this meat on. I usually cook cheese :marseypizzaslice: steaks with shaved :marseybingus: beef but they were out at the usual store I go to so I grabbed some steakums https://i.rdrama.net/images/17279840659367688.webp .

I pulled them out the freezer :marseyrefrigerator: and noticed this chick make a disbelieve face. She was noticeably upset :marseyrain: I was using this steakem meat? I asked :marseythinkorino2: her if everything was good and she made an excuse she had to go to the bathroom quickly. I'm like alright :marseyokay: must be an emergency. Well I finish our cheese :marseypizzaslice: steaks and am adding cheese :marseypizzaslice: whiz as the final :marseychocobo: ingredient and she comes waltzing out, almost running :marseychaser: to the front :marseyviewerstare: door saying its an emergency :marseywambulance: and implied that she was having bowel problems and had to go.

The thing is bros I went into the bathroom after she left and smelled no hint of shit or farts. I think :marseymindblown: she was embarrassed :marseyshy3: and ashamed :marseypaperbag: that instead of shaved :marseybingus: beef it was steakum meat. :marseythinkorino:

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Steakumms are unironically delicious but foids are repulsed by them because they're cheap. Next time just buy one of those premade uncooked pizzas and imply you made it yourself.

Also she was crying in your bathroom.

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