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I corned my beef


								

								

Pls r8 my meat !biofoids

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i love corned beef so much, never thought about making it at home for some reason. corned beef inspo ✨

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it takes so long

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This was about 3 hours of boiling. You can get away with less if you chop it up smaller like hash

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oh the recipes I've seen have like a week of brining lol

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The store did that for me!

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!commenters you've been duped! He's played us all for fools! :#marseyemojilaughupset:

He did not, in fact, "corn his beef"!!!

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:#marseyakshually:

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This isn't :#marseyakshually: This is :#marseyliterally: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LITERALLY NOONE GOOD WOULD BUY CORNED BEEF AND SAY THEY CORNED IT THEMSELVES!!!!! THAT IS DECIETFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I trusted and believed in you and you betrayed EVERYTHING you stood for.

Why? Why do this to me?

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:#marseycheeky:

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for some reason i love making food that takes all day or multiple days :feelssogood: but waiting does suck :marseysadge:

have you ever done a dry brined turkey, that's peak. my littlest niece is still at the age where she doesn't understand hurting people's feelings so last time i did thanksgiving she was BTFOing her parents and telling them she always hated turkey because it's so dry and bland but auntie eleganza's is so good that she actually likes it now :marseygossiplaugh:

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I always make sure to tell people when their food sucks and how it sucks. It works every time, because they do a much better job the next year.

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Most of the time is just set and forget. Chill out.


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They sell it at Aldi ready to boil. It's really good

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Aldi is in Brazil?


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Yes it's originally from Brazil

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:marseyzwei#: :!#marseybrasileiro:

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They let brazilians have beef?

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I smuggled this in from argentina

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Looking great, king :marseybeandrool:

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I creamed my cheese

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Brisket is the GOAT cut of meat, praise be to Texans and Jews

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your welcome!

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looks good but why paper plates

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[Shitty contemporary rap from a curated playlist is prominent in the background]

Uuh PizzaShill here, guys. So some of you r-slurs keep commenting about my plates. They're paper fricking plates. I'm a man. I work too much to give a shit about what my plates feel like. Only a foid would give a shit about plates and I'm not a dumb cute twink who does dishes like some b-word foid; I've got Nvidia prices to be monitoring and I don't have time for that gay shit. You have plates? So cool bro. So uuh, yeah.

:#marseypizzashilltalking:

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@pizzashill how did he get in ur head!!!

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So i don't have to clean the metal ones

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@BrasilIguana posta uma picanha

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:#marseyagreefast:

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why corn a delicious brisket?!?!?!!?

so horrid

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:#bite:

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Coincidentally I had corned beef recently. Leftover rubens are amazing :marseychefkiss:


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she corn my beef til I pastrami

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i bet you can't uncorn it

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I'll corn you bb

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:#marseypumpkin0:

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