https://people.com/burger-king-and-hidden-valley-ranch-release-big-cups-of-ranch-for-free-8726339
The giant tubs of ranch are 8 ounces compared to the regular 1-ounce sauce containers
On Oct. 17, in honor of the full moon, the themed Whopper — it has a purple bun with black sesame seeds — will be buy-one-get-one free.
And the freebies don't end there. For a whole month from Oct. 10 through Nov. 10, Royal Perks members are eligible for Addams Family meal deals every day of the week.
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Burger culture is dunking a purple GMO sandwich you bought on a tech app for 28.92 being delivered to you door by an illegal immigrant driving a Nissan Sentra with no insurance, dunking the sandwich is a literal trough of GMO seed oil mixed with thickening agents and artificial flavorings, washing it down with a gallon of carbonated corn syrup and food dyes and watching slop content delivered by another massive tech company that hires the least competent writers in existence to butcher every product
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God bless America
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literal slop buckets
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Just a couple years away from a branded IV bag that stinks like your favorite fast food that a person with 35 minutes of training will insert into your bloodstream and fill you with 5800 calories and enough processed burgerslop solids to still find a way to make your shits melt a new hole in the potty.
And foodstamps will cover it.
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Sounds like a good deal to me, whats better is Subscribe to Hulu instead 😈
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woah you must have had 5 opportunities to comment ever
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Logging into my Hulu alt, cracking knuckles… this will be a banger
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Does Burger King do anything else besides dyeing their buns to a different color?
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Out of all the fast food slop, Burger Kang has to be the absolute worst. Dirty butt restaurants, wilted lettuce, yellow mayonnaise, room temperature or cold bread. The last time I remember BK being good was the 80s and I was like 7. We were driving cross country in 2018 and stopped off at one for breakfast in the middle of nowhere KS. We walked in and it smelled like straight up shit. Turned right around never been back.
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Yeah BK is straight up nasty. Micky D's is shit slop but at least it resembles food.
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its probably more cost effective when they're going to be getting 8 cups of ranch anyways
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Gotta do something to mask the taste of their slop
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I KNOW WHAT IM DOING ! I SAID : INJECT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
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I read that as Big Gulp cups of ranch
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