President Trump to ban ice cream

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So what's in the new treat?

Kroger's website describes it as a "daring fusion of flavors," with the ice cream being infused with chili spices. Crunchy oyster crackers and shreds of cheese are also swirled throughout the ice cream, providing a "tangy contrast to the sweet treat," according to the site.

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Trust Americans to take delicious nourishing dishes like chili con carne and goulash and turn them into fecal matter resembling slop with none of the original flavour profile, and the inexplicable addition of macaroni noodles.

Do you want to feast on the pepper laden stew of the Magyar? How about the Republic of Texas' great culinary contribution to mankind?

Well you can't, because some slop slinging mutt from parts infamous stole the name, turned it into shart and slopped it over the cheapest carbohydrates money could buy.

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