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Pibblesit/its
I eat children
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Salt and sugar aren't the problem. The issue is these have about 250 calories for something marketed as a complete children's lunch, and then they tell you it's "healthier" because it has less calories than Lunchables (which has about 300). So they cut costs by having even tinier portions and acted like they did people a favor.
Oh I didn't realize that they are different people... weird. They should fight each other to prove who's stronger.
Who do you think would win if they fought now? Mayweather or Tyson? Tyson is older, but Mayweather is smaller. That would be a much more interesting meme matchup IMO.
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It's bizarre he hasn't suffered any brand dilution since everything he churns out is mediocre shit.
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His whole brand is mediocre shit, so it can't be diluted.
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I will never get over one of them being called "The Pizza." It makes it look like they aren't legally allowed to call it pizza.
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Almond beverage product
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Blame Catholics for the name
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I blame the dairy farmers
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Non-dairy imitation cheese product
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Because it's almost pizza - it's like pizza but not because it's different in several key ways.
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it's so bizzare that he'd join up with literal scammers for this
and make the same hyperprocessed slop as lunchables
at the very least he sold his chocolate as natural and 5 ingredients
but this is just...
going to raise the childhood beetus rates even higher than they alreaty are
we really need to fix our food system
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BIPOC the food system is fine, just don't fricking eat it
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dont... eat... food..
got it
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Just inject your children with Ozempic if they eat too much, or are you poor?
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NGMI
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Salt and sugar aren't the problem. The issue is these have about 250 calories for something marketed as a complete children's lunch, and then they tell you it's "healthier" because it has less calories than Lunchables (which has about 300). So they cut costs by having even tinier portions and acted like they did people a favor.
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Its practically a lunchable lmao its less than 1% healthier
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Laaaaaate
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didn't this happen like 3 months ago
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This is relatively old, and most !zoomers already know about it, however there has already been a competitor announced: Vapely.
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NXGGA THIS IS OLD NEWS
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Zoomers, why do you worship these people?
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The drama is that they have moldy cheese
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Guess which of these men isn't allowed near children.
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The Black one?
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All of them
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I don't know who any of these people are, but the dude on the right is fricking ripped though. Great physique.
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He's a wrestler and did a little boxing.
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Oh is this the dude who's fighting Tyson?
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That's his brother. This one fought Mayweather.
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Oh I didn't realize that they are different people... weird. They should fight each other to prove who's stronger.
Who do you think would win if they fought now? Mayweather or Tyson? Tyson is older, but Mayweather is smaller. That would be a much more interesting meme matchup IMO.
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Idk
Split decision. Probably no knockout. But idk who wins.
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https://www.mensjournal.com/news/mrbeasts-lunchly-fda-complaints
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Those aren't children. Those are adults crouching down Mr. Beast is feeding this slop to adults!
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Why do these exist?
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i vant to suck your peepee
Snapshots:
https://lunchly.com/:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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