Recently I've noticed that Rachel Ray is suffering from both fatter-than-usual fatness and what I can only assume is adult-onset dementia. This morning at the store I thought, "Omg I'm a home maker and fabulous - let's make the meatloaf from that lady with fat dementia!"
Ingredients:
From the get go I had to balk because this dumb b-word is trying to get us to make fricking ketchup from 24 cherry tomatoes boiled in water. No seasoning. GIRL
Idk how this woman got so huge if she's eating boiled tomato water every day.
I did not make the ketchup concoction because that's horrific and 24 cherry tomato souls were spared in the creation of this post.
SO omitting the sauce I did follow the recipe to the T and what I ended up with is dog food.
Like, I feel comfortable feeding this to my dog. Dog safe meatloaf.
IF you are to make this please double the seasoning and maybe add a packet or five of some kind of onion soup mix. Without it it tastes like literal vom.
Rachel Ray is just the fricking worst.
Final Review: 1/5
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jesus christ she's gotten yooge
I already hate meatloaf but there's no way in heck I'd touch that. Meatballs are superior.
Made these for a friend who wanted a keto option at a get together and they turned out delicious. Ignore separated skillet, other was in use for some non-keto biscuits.
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I love meatballs! I've been paleo for a couple of years now and im lactose intollerant so I don't eat pasta or cheese but meatballs are a fave go-to (without breadcrumbs).
Those looks yummy.
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OHHH YEAH I'M BOUT TA BUSSSSSS
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Separated skillet = more crispy edges
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It says to roast the tomatos and to season
them? You r-slurred?
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It's probably pretty
hard to read (and cook) with a peepee in your mouth. But I'm sure any Rachel ray recipe would 
be terrible 
anyway.
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Just gobbling peepees all day every day
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I'm sure you are.
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"Season"
I aint see no seasoning.
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That chick used to be a dude
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You a BIPOC? It called for salt, pepper
and oregano on the tomatos.
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who tf gonna put a sprinkle of Oregano on 24 cherry tomatoes and call it good?
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What kind of shit tomatoes are you buying that you have to cover them in spice?
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Why are you being a such a b-word to me It thought we were friends.
Also I buy the regular tomatoes idk im not a chef or a farmer.
I just wanted to make fun of how fat Rachel Ray is stop coming for me.
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Cherry tomatoes are actually really good and flavorful and make an amazing pasta sauce, but not in this meatloaf recipe
https://www.seriouseats.com/fast-easy-pasta-blistered-cherry-tomato-sauce-recipe
Try this one sometime, I promise it's super super good
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All I'm saying is stop buying shitty
ingredients and actually 
read the instructions.
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I refuse to read. I went to college so I didnt have to read anymore.
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Then hire a chef.
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wtf she was so hot before, and Why cant she be more like hellen mirren
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she's giving alcoholic. The weight gain and the severe face card downgrade scream alchy to me.
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Darn she looks like she's got some immune disorder like lupus or whatever tf
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She did release a statement saying she has a "health condition" but I think she's just a boozer.
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her cat food causes urinary crystals in male cats.
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Truth? I got some to feed the neighborhood strays cuz it was on sale, but I'll get something else if it sucks that bad.
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ya I'd go with purina one or iams
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Scrotes lose again!
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That's impossible
when it contains ambiguous quantities and units like "a couple/few/little" and "small handfuls".
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I could have looked at that recipe and told you that would be a terrible meatloaf.
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I made it just to hate it.
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The sauce is supposed to add flavor.
I think it's weird u leave out something that's in the recipe that adds flavor and then complain its flavorless
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Nah man this is on YOU not Rachel, whoever she is
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thanks for the review and update on ms ray, i am going to discontinue my recurring order of her brand's cat food. would hate to serve my cat this for dinner, let alone what she deems pet food.
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make your own pet food. It's annoying and takes effort but it's cheaper at the end of the day and is way better for them.
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