Chili recipe (TEXANS STAY OUT)


								

								

This is my easy, general purpose, stovetop chili recipe that I have refined to my tastes over the years. It's also very customizable. It's not trying to be "authentic" anything, it uses a lot of dried spices, but it is still p tasty imo.

INGREDIENTS

1 yellow onion

1 bell pepper, 1 jalapeno (This is what I use but feel free to use whatever peppers you want in whatever combination. Serrano, habanero, etc, use what you like)

3-4 cloves garlic

2ish tbsp tomato paste (VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP)

1 lb ground beef (I use 90/10 but anything 80/20 to 93/7 should work fine)

2 cans beans (I use kidney and black but again use whatever you like, pinto is another good option)

NOTE: You can play around with the beef/bean ratio. I've done 2 lbs beef 1 can beans but I prefer what I have listed here. 2 lbs beef 2 cans beans might be a good option, I've never done that.

2 28oz cans diced fire roasted tomatoes (don't skimp out here, buy a decent brand and really try to get fire roasted if you can)

1 can dark beer (optional, a good stout or porter works well. If not adding beer you may need a small amount of beef or chicken stock to thin it out)

spices (I use: salt, chili powder, cumin, smoked paprika, cayenne, oregano, garlic powder, black pepper. Add or remove as you like. I use an absolute shitload of chili powder, like an obscene amount. I keep adding and tasting until I'm happy and by the end I use so much)

toppings - I use: cheddar cheese, fritos/corn chips, sour cream, pickled onions if I have them, sometimes chopped or pickled jalapenos. I've also had it over cornbread and that's really good)

INSTRUCTIONS

Dice the onion and peppers, mince the garlic.

Brown the beef in a large pot or dutch oven, when it's almost cooked through add the onion and peppers. Cook the onions and peppers for 4-5ish minutes until soft and translucent. (I add some of the spices at this point, I dunno if frying them off a bit changes the flavor at all but it makes me feel better)

Add the garlic, fry for about a minute until fragrant.

Add the tomato paste, fry for a minute or two until everything turns a rust red.

Add the beans (bean juice included), diced tomatoes, and beer (sub the beer with stock if needed to thin out the chili).

I start adding more spices here. I don't have any measurements because I just put in what looks good :marseyshrug:

Bring it up to a boil then reduce to a simmer. Simmer gently for 30-60 minutes.

Taste and adjust the salt and other seasoning levels. I salt as I go when I'm frying the beef and vegetables so I usually don't have to add much here. This is also where I finish adding all the chili powder.

This is also where you want to adjust the consistency to your tastes. If it's too thin let more liquid boil off. If it's too thick add beef or chicken stock.

Some people add a small amount of brown sugar or dark chocolate at this point. I don't personally but it's an option.

Serve with whatever you want.

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not real chili neighbor what the frick why would you ruin your food like that dumb fricking BIPOC breathing cute twink

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:#marseysidevote:

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you're not a real texan if you put beans in chili lets be real. you know what grinds my gears. Stupid fricking northerners who dont understand what the frick chili is and just dumps 15 cans of beans in it and is like oh thats what makes chili chili shut the frick up r-slur go back to your bakery i'll kill you

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I'll be cornmaxxing my chili instead of beans for football Sundays before RFK kills corn subsidies.

It's a nice little tracer round to see when chili shits start.

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I fricking hate corn you are going to heck for your crimes

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:#marseysidevote2:

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If you wanna play by hardcore competition rules you're not allowed to put tomatoes or beans in your chili.

But if you wanna have fun and make a tasty stew then put in the beans and tomatoes and corn and top it with cheddar and sour cream because it tastes good.

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No. Wrong. Disgusting

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following this thread so i can see people get really mad at you for the same kind of chili i make :marseyceiling: looks very good i wish i had a bowl of that and some corn chips rn https://i.rdrama.net/images/17320575034540567.webp

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I've never made chili from scratch. My recipe is

1x Kroger's Chili Can

2x Slice of White Bread

Open can. Pour in sauce pan. Heat it until it's hot enough.

While heating place white bread in toaster to toast

Remove bread from toaster, top with chili

Serve excess chili directly in pan.

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:#marseyitsnuts2:

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My wifejak makes me a big pot every Sunday for weekday lunches :marseylickinglips: :marseytradlove::marseytradlove::marseytradlove:

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I make a big pot for myself alone for my hungover dinners haha

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I've always done pinto or kidney beans - have never considered black beans. I may have to expand my non-texan chili bean horizon.

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I highly recommend adding a chipotle en adobo at some point to spice it up and make it oddly smoky.


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Yeah I've never used chipotle in adobo but I can see how that would be good. Smoky and a little sweet.

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you're not a real texan keep yourself safe.

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You're right - I travelled from Commiefornia to Texas in 1995 to poison the state's integrity with beans. :#marseydevil:


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I believe that.

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my spice blend would destroy you.

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Post video

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of me pooping? of what the what heck the did he mean by this?

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Of your spice blend :marseysmughips:

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that makes a lot more sense. Come to Texas I'll show you in person.

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Already here :marseyevilgrin:

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its crazy how many people dont know how to make good chili so they just dump a bunch of beans into it and act like THATS WHAT CHILI IS SHUT THE GFRICK UP

@FormerLurKONG

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pertty good, good job

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>texans stay out

MAKE ME SHITBRAINS I HATE BEANS

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@FormerLurKONG THIS GUY GETS IT

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>simmer for 30-60 minutes

Not long enough for all the liquid you put in there. Also not long enough for the flavors to meld.

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It gets it to the consistency I like :marseyshrug: And yeah it does taste better the next day after sitting in the fridge overnight.

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I use my instant pot for like an hour. I'm guessing I'm a cute twink for doing that too?

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Yes.

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Wow that actually looks good. And I'm by no means a fan of chili. @Holly_Jolly_Kong, check this out. You should try putting beans in your chili. Also he uses real ground beef instead of tofu. It might be something worth experimenting with.


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lol great minds think alike. I'm making chili tomorrow and so is my sister. Trying the Sazon seasoning suggested here.

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if you put beans in it im fed posting

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Chili originally had beans in it, sorry Texascels

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no it didnt shut the frick up

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Trust the science, source:

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no it didnt shut the frick up

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toppings - I use: sour cream

You get your sour cream out of a spray can, cause it looks like that?

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Hmm interesting. Never seen something like that here. Always looks like this

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Mine comes in a fricking bucket.

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I use salsa instead of tomato paste in my chili.

Come at me, cute twinks

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pipihands, I love you so very much, I do, but bro.... this no chili

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