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Cheese pizza is what real pizza aficianados order. People who love toppings just use pizza as a vehicle to eat toppings and they don't know what good pizza is.

Topping lovers don't know what good pizza is because they mask the real flavor of the pizza with all the stuff they put on it.

I've been like this since before Dave Portnoy started reviewing pizza. I've eaten pizza at some of the best places in the US. I've made trips around good pizza. I love pizza.

Occasionally, I'll do a light pepperoni, but everything else can take a hike.

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I'd make a joke about you, but it would get me banned :marseyindignant:

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Pizzagate jokes are so 2016

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:#marseypenny2:

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