There's always a bigger alligator.

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I like to think that the bird was in on this and has a deal with the big gator.

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>Black man to white man "ITS OVER! I win the opression olympics!"""

>Transgender woman: bonjour xD

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:#marseytransrentfree:

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How is it rent free? If you told us 10 years ago that men would dress up as women, require the whole world to consider them biologically women, take the girl peepee, and let them perform surgeries on our kids, you too would have so much fun flaming them. Add on to this that the media and political circus bought in to any ideas they had, even to have a kids "strip show" where they put dollar bills in the thongs of :!marseytrain:s. Even more, that we would have girls colour their hair blue and demand new pronouns to be invented to accomodate their aspergers. You have slid the slope friendo

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I mean youre right, but its a good thing :taystop:

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all you are doing is turning people away from your cause. i'm conservative and deeply religious but you make me want to donate to a transgender hospital because you wont shut up about :!marseytrain:s for 5 minutes. you shoehorn your dislike for transgenders every single chance you get, often times completely unrelated to the topic. we get it, you hate :!marseytrain:s. give it a rest. this is a site about internet drama not gender politics. go post on lipstick alley or gendercritical or whatever if thats all you want to talk about. and on the other side we have the trans jannies you hate so much, who never talk gender politics at all and are intelligent and hard workers. legitimately a pleasure to work with them. you are all talk and no walk to the point where you need a mute button and they consistently demonstrate their worth thru their actions and behavior. now please explain to me why I should want to hate :!marseytrain:s so much?

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have you posted this comment before? I get some deja vu from you.

Also, we don't really have any transgenders in my country, so it is not political for me... I also think "hate" is a strong word. I hate the groomers.

also, my OP comments was satirical for fricks sakes

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It's a copypasta

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And it’s locally sourced, the best kind :marseychefkiss:

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Holy frick what a serious case of brain rot

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>the snake impotently latching onto gatorchad at the end

:marseyshook:

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I don’t see the snake :marseytears:

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This is just like Jurassic Park!!

:marseysoypoint2::soyjackwow:

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That's my sunbathing spot motherlover!

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There's no fossil record of alligators actually existing, but thanks for this CGI deep state mockup.

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That's because Alligators survived every extinction event thus far.

Wait till you find out Lobsters are immortal.

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Is that why :marseypeterson: likes them so much?

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First meteorite hits all sea animals die. Second meteorite hits all land animals die. Alligator uses big brain. Stays where both sea and land are at all times. (swamps)

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But don't they keep dying because their shells do not grow forever unlike their bodies?

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Yeah they're technically immortal but molting their shell will eventually take enough energy to kill them. I think the oldest one caught is 75yo

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Neat. Cursed immortality.

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They die when I take them out of their dumb little tank and boil them.

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but alligators definitely exist and have been around for millions of years. The fossil record is clear on this. So either you're misunderstanding something or you're just trying to be a contrarian for the sake of it. Either way, it's not really worth my time to engage with you further on this.

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but alligators definitely exist

That's just straight up untrue, you can't prove otherwise.

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Yeah, well your mom is just straight up fat, so there.

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I looked up Sarcosuchus

:#marseyscared:

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