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Greeks encounter whitoids :marsey300:

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I’m jerking off to this :marseynut:

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:#marseyagreefast:

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Fembois for sale! Greek BVLLs wanted

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:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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This is basically what a naked barbarian of that time would look like if you want visual aid

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still hot :marseyshrug:

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Who’s that?

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burt reynolds

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Built 4 BGC:marseyflaggreece:

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"Barbarians" in this case are from Anatolia. The conflict in question is the war between the Persians and Spartans. They aren't from Germanic tribes. It is a 2000+ year old text written by greeks to call turkish people cute twinks.

This history was written down by Xenophon, who kinda looks like Sam Hyde.

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:#marseysamhyde:

the resemblance is uncanny

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"So anyways, I met the Persian emissary and just issued him a bunch of death threats"

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ARTAXERXES IM COMING TO KILL YOU IN PERSEPOLIS AT YOUR HOUSE

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"At the Olympics?"

"NO, IN REAL LIFE"

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sam hyde is a jungian archetype

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>turkish people

A bigger anachronism than just calling em whitoids.

I thought they'd be Anatolian Gauls but the timeline doesn't line up.

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It was Phoenicians that were the barbarians mentioned in the text. It was however in a slave market near Ephesus

Trans lives matter

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people from Arizona?

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HE. CAN'T. KEEP. GETTING. AWAY. WITH. IT.

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Reincarnation is real!

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Germans are turkic tho

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Kurds aren't turkic, they are an extraterrestrial species who tried to uplift humanity.

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Germans are furbeasts that piss off the top of BIPOC trees and kill pigs for being prettier than them.

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The Turk/Greek beef is an all-time great Hater competition

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They wouldn't be "turkish people" at this point in history. Just other pre-Turk Anatolians

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The spiritual turk is eternal

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Turks right now are geneticly a lot closer to Anatolians than central asian people anyways, like 4 times more

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>This history was written down by Xenophon, who kinda looks like Sam Hyde.

So that's how Sam Hyde could keep getting away with it.

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*unzips peepee*

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ah, a fellow captain jack enthusiast.

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Greeks do be doing that encountering.

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:#marseywall:

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not snappient, snappy.

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Any hole you can enter, is a hole you should enter

Socrates, 367 BCE

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what about /h/furry? would Socrates be into that?

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>This seems like it's probably not real, but it's very telling that I'm not 100% sure.

How does the saying go?

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it's real

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