🚨 GANGSTER!

Hugh Hewitt rips his earpiece out and walks off set LIVE on-air while calling the Washington Post an 'election ad' for Kamala. Hugh was enraged that the segment did not fairly report on Trump's election integrity victories

Then the entire broadcast IMPLODES

WATCH pic.twitter.com/DNnM0vVwmh

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 1, 2024

!nonchuds !khive why are they so weak?

BREAKING: New leaks indicate that Kamala Harris is regretting not going on Joe Rogans podcast. Her advisors are the ones pushing back on her doing the podcast and have even entertained the idea of sending Tim Walz on it instead.

— aka (@akafacehots) November 1, 2024

!khive !nonchuds Are her staffers secret Trumptards?!?! Darn!

🚨 NEW: Scottish First Minister John Swinney has endorsed Kamala Harris for US president

[@Politics_co_uk]

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) October 31, 2024

!britbongs

Even his own people world rather be brat than garbage

!khive @Mummyvann

!khive

MAGA is big mad that Mark Cuban told the ladies on The View this about Donald Trump:

“You never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever.”

🍿 pic.twitter.com/6BRQi6m1Vd

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) October 31, 2024

!nonchuds !khive Where's the lie?

!nonchuds reminder to vote for Kamala if you don't want Trump to win because of dumb and delusional inbred white monkey's voting for their cult leader.

proud to announce i've now voted in my hometown kenosha wisconsin, and in ann arbor michigan where i went to university for computer science. will vote in nyc to finish out as i currently work here as centrist tech journalist. democracy is about ensuring your voice is heard pic.twitter.com/IBhqpxQq0J

— cold 🥑 (@coldhealing) October 28, 2024

Don't forget to vote at your lakehouse in Michigan, your winter place in Georgia and your pied-à-terre in Philadelphia.

"YOU CAN'T JUST VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!"

"Trump is a little too trashy for me. And there are weirdly a lot of Christcucks near him. I remember Christcucks. I'd rather deal with s than Christcucks."

"But what about the illegals!?!"

"I think it'll be easier to deal with rising crime, thirdie culture, and short term wage loss than the bigger economic impact of not band-aiding our greying population problem with immigrants. I voted a little red locally actually. It was a black kid that stole my weedeater anyway."

"WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS!"

"Yeah, that's what people use to talk you weird little cute twink."

"You're not a true griller! Wasting all this time to consider candidates and go vote!"

"I did early voting at the church down the street from my work. I have a real job and just took an extended lunch. Took 20 minutes, and while in line, I had a fascinating conversation with an HVAC guy about new city ordinances on heaters."

"No! No! No! You're not a trve dramatard! You need to complain about BIPOCs being too r-slurred to get an ID, then cope why you're too lazy to request a mail in ballot from your phone! Voting makes you a sucker! You need to be RADICAL centrist! You can't just be casually centrist!"

"Son, I think you need to watch less anime."

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/

https://www.270towin.com/2024-presidential-election-polls/

Things are looking up for our khween.

If it wasn't clear enough already, Pennsylvania is going to be the epicenter of the election. It's going to be a real nail-biter!

While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President.

In 2020, the Babylon Bee famously endorsed "Dave" for President, discovering only later that Dave was a role played by actor Kevin Kline in a movie that hit the box office in 1993. This year, we resolved to endorse an actual person, and that person is Kamala Harris.

Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:

• As a young San Francisco lawyer, broke into politics by using her stunning intellect to win the favor of 60-year-old Mayor Willie Brown

• Ran for President in 2020 and earned zero votes, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was in it purely for the love of the game

• After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color

• When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying, "I'm speaking."

• Was such a popular Vice President that over 12 million people hiked thousands of miles from South America to come meet her

• She is brat, which we believe means that she is as cool as a bratwurst

• So beloved that she became the first person in history to win a primary without receiving a single vote

Wow. How can you put into words the greatness that is Kamala Harris, other than to say that you have to witness its significance over the passage of time? We are just simple folks here at the Bee — but we know there is great significance to the passage of time.

We are grateful that when America is on the brink of losing its democracy and probably everyone becoming Nazis, the person standing strong against the forces of darkness is Kamala Harris. We at the Bee are proud to stand behind her. We will not be like the Washington Post, destined to be a byline in democracy's requiem, should the nation fall.

@Mummyvann still feel good about banning links to the Babylon Bee?

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-editorial-board-officially-endorses-kamala-harris-for-president

I can't even CSS embed the link.

>spread this video to everyone you know, I know I will

I have never see a politician ruin a moment worse than this. I’m dead. This is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/JhE6eNRNJ8

— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) October 29, 2024

some weirdos think this is "cringe"

https://old.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1gfcfab/a_real_life_michael_scott_moment/