Just kidding, here is the new look for the Warner Bros. Discovery-approved Sektor and Cyrax:
now excuse us while we work on our irrelevant and forgotten games and cancel more projects for tax writeoffs!
!g*mers someone create a fighters/kappa ping group already!
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They should add Kong
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But what if Kong gets fatality'd?![:platyfear: :platyfear:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/platyfear.webp)
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Can't happen.
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wasted on Smash
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They should add divine from pink flamingos
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The only time I've ever laughed at a r*pe scene was the completely random scene of Divine getting r*ped (with clothes on) by a giant plastic lobster in Multiple Maniacs (1970):
It is quite possibly the least disturbing r*pe scene in cinema history, right alongside the scene in Italian horror-porn Z-movie Porno Holocaust (1981) where a goofy-looking green monster clumsily has his way with a passed-out woman.
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I have questions.
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The answers will likely all be 'John Waters'.
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Kill everyone now. Condone first degree murder. Advocate cannibalism. Eat shit. Filth are my politics, filth is my life!
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MK9 ruled when they reboot the series and redid MK1-MK3 and added in a couple meme guys like Freddy Kruger and Kratos just to go wild with it
Seems like they've been trying to repeat this for the past 10 years and have gone full Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny with the memes
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Since the studio is owned by warner brothas they can put in whatever movie slop they own
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Fingers crossed for Punished Shaggy.
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Ultimate showdown game would be so kino (and no not just with Mugen)
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Lol cyrax and sektor aren't even cyborgs anymore. They're just BIPOC women in iron Man suits
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Noob Saibot looked good.
I am also happy about the animalities. The pufferfish animality was hilarious in how random it was.
I like the MK storylines they are fun to watch on youtube I will watch the cutscenes movie for this on youtube.
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I thought you meant this Ghostface
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Poor mortal kombat…
…almost every conversation about it is not about its gameplay or lore, but always about the fatalities. It's all that it's been known for since the 90s, and they'll never get out of the shadow of capcom/namco/arc/etc…
…really makes me wish for them at least to try making an Injustice 3 instead![:marseysociety2: :marseysociety2:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysociety2.webp)
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ive seen a worrying amount of people care about MK lore...
and also Death Battle enthusiasts
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Don't worry, he doesn't play games![:marseyteehee: :marseyteehee:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyteehee.webp)
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oh im gonna blow out his back in mvc2, im just biding my time![:marseysoon: :marseysoon:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysoon.webp)
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The lore was always shit lol, fighting games aren't about muh heckin lore xd 🤣
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very little of Injustice 2. But i watched the entire story mode on youtube because i love my superheroes punching each other
![:marseybatman: :marseybatman:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseybatman.webp)
Played MK9 and XL tho which are essentially the same game
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Someone at NRS actually thought changing Sektor and Cyrax into black women would actually be crazy and hype and people would be excited for it
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Oooh a kombat pack 2, will buy this slop for sure
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Lol looks super blank and women are ugly
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I've only been into fighters since January, but I've never seen someone say a single good thing about MK. Seems like a lowcow game
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good ol times before
@CamNewton ruined every tournoument
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I'm not the one losing
them all the time ![:marseygiggle: :marseygiggle:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseygiggle.webp)
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now listen here you litt-
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Mortal Kombat hasn't really been respected since UMK3, like 25 years ago. Back then, it was viewed as a comparable western franchise to Japanese fighters.
They pulled a lot of really dumb moves attempting to reinvent the wheel that were absolutely terrible, and then they settled on a new format in 2011 which was less butt than the stuff in the middle, and have used that since (MK, MK X, MK 11, Injustice, now this).
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MK games typically play completely differently from jap games, which dominate the competetivs market (mk typically sells very well to casuals), and have what is considered to be a whiny noob fanbase, and nrs typically does a shit job of balancing them, so typically the nrs cycle happens
Game announced > hype > launches poorly > broken balance causes rage > patch breaks balance but different this time > noobs stop caring > dlc characters released, op > sweats get annoyed and stop playing > nrs props up tournaments > nrs announces new game >cycle repeats
Pretty much only people who love mk or are nostalgic for it end up playing them
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It is not a terrible game, just a massive downgrade over MK11 in every single way.
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MK was originally designed by just doing the opposite of Street Fighter (Lines instead of part circles, button block instead of holding back, up and down instead of punches and kicks). This makes it feel very odd compared to every single other fighting game (even other NRS games lol), both western and Eastern, and paired with shitty balancing it was always a mess.
MK ended up getting a bad rep with fighting game players post UMK3 but still had brand recognition which has led to them having a completely separated, very casual audience.
Western devs still cook though, big ones that are exclusively western of the top of my head, Killer Instinct, Injustice and Skullgirls![:marseyboomer: :marseyboomer:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyboomer.webp)
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Wait cyrax is actually being added in?
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Ghostface is the man! Good addition @PeepeeButtKiss dont even play this game tho
Jewish lives matter
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THEY DIDN'T BRING BACK MOKAP?!!
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Ah, excellent shitpost. 10 out of 10, good sir.
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